Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
A) A quart of cunny juice tenderly milked from Mrs. Claus
B) Ten lbs. of shit in a five lb. bag
C) A big plate of chili-cheese Thomas Fries and a tallboy of spooch
D) Snails on nails
E) lola's dissertation, repurposed as the food-caked, spit-splattered bib regularly worn at mealtimes by this surprised looking turd
F) The big, fat cock belonging to the model for Star Jones' gold-plated dildo