Sis-boom-bah! GWiMMRN, Rah Rah Rah!

In honor of the birthday of Albert Camus on this day in 1913, I have placed a World War I era disease in my capacious maw. Guess which disease is in my mouth right now!

A) Hoof & Mouth
B) Diarrhea (cha-cha-cha).
C) Influenza.
D) Trench Mouth (caution-- extremely disturbing picture).
E) British tooth hygiene (caution-- extremely disturbing picture).
F) The hem-uh-ruh-ruh-roids.
G) Trench warfare.
H) Trench cock.

Quick! Before this disease catches on!