GWiMMRN, Vitamins Day Edition

Yes, today is a Federal holiday. Today, we celebrate Vitamins Day. So, as a salute to our nation's vitamins, guess what vitamin is in my mouth right now.

A) Vitamin A.
B) Vitamin B.
C) Vitamin H.
D) Vitamin ungh ungh ungh.
E) Ulysees S. Grant.
F) Vitamin T.
G) Vitamin BFC.

GWiMMRN, Artemis Bunghole Edition

Welcome to the monkeyshit house. GWiMMRN:

A) Artemis P. Bunghole, Esq., Attorney at Large.
B) A butt-choking amount of fecal matter.
C) A WHOLE FUCKING STEAMROLLER JAMMED UP THE ASS OF [insert your name here].
D) A feeling that I'm disrespected everywhere I go.
E) Fake pain.
F) An 800 smackeroo gold onlay.
G) A big fat cockeroo.

GWiMMRN, Post-Apocalypto VoteDay Ender Edition

I have been elected for a record 2,000,000,000,000nd term in OFFICE. Never underestimate the power of incumbency.

Despite my overwhelming victory, you are still all sinners in the eyes of My Mouth. Salvation is only possible by guessing what's in my mouth right now.

So, don't sit there passively looking for a hand-out. GO GUESS:

A) Short gasps of breath.
B) A pain in my chest.
C) My left arm going numb.
D) Sweating; profuse, profuse sweating.
E) A buckling of the knees.
F) The Cause.
G) A big, fat cock.

Vote for My Mouth

Forget about political parties or candidates or ballot iss-hues or any of that crap. They don't matter. All that matters in this world is what is in my mouth right now.

Today, vote for My Mouth. You will not be disappointed.

GWiMMRN:

A) That fruity guy at the voting place with his too-big suit and his miniture testicles.
B) 30 minutes of non-stop BJ's at WSUX -Indiana.
C) A long brown stick sliding into a hot hot hole.
D) The nickel slots.
E) Bananarama and their platinum blonde pubes.
F) The song lyrics, "I'm your penis, I'm your fire, at your desire."
G) A trip down memory lane.
H) Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fish.
I) The Man from F.I.S.H.
J) A big, fat fishcock.