You Won't BELIEVE What's in My Mouth Right Now!

I mean... WOW! I could tell you, but you wouldn't... you just WOULDN'T believe it! Go on... guess! I dare you! Because, NEVER, in a million years, would you guess what's in my mouth right now. I mean, wow!

A) Condoleeza Rice, making a surprise visit into my mouth for Veterans Day.
B) President Bush, making a surprise visit into my mouth for Thanksgiving.
C) Donald Rumsfeld, making a surprise visit into my mouth just for the hell of it.
D) A glass of Chappaquiddick water with Mary Jo Kopecne's tooth in it.
E) Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li's Meh-meh-meh-dddd-dal o-o-o-o-of-f-f-f-f F-f-f-f-f-f-fffff-f-f-fff-fffffffff-f-free-ree-ree-ree-ree-duh-duh-dom.
F) A big fat cock, making a not-so-surprising visit into my mouth for Veterans Day.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy fuckpuppies! You're right, I never would have guessed! The biggest surprise of all is selection F)!

I mean...wow!

7:45 AM  
Anonymous E) Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Th-thu-th-th-tha-th-that's nuh-nuh-nuh-nnnn-not fu-fun-fuhhhh-fuunn-funnnny. Iiii-ii-iii uh-uhh-uhh-uhhhrrned th-th-th-tha-thaaat meh-meh-meh-dddd-dal.

Y-yyy-yoou duh-duh-duhh-dick.

7:52 AM  
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9:42 AM  
Anonymous Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Sss-ssss-stuh-stuh-stuh-sstop muh-mmm-muhhh-mak-making fuh-fuh-ffff-fun uh-uh-uh-of mmm-muh-mee. Fuh-fuh-fuh-fff-uh-huck yy-yy-yyyooou.

10:03 AM  

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