Another Late Night, Another Chance to Stuff Crap in My Mouth!

Workin' hard or hardly workin', huh, fuckface? Well, if you're in the office well past quittin' time, guess YOU better guess what's in my mouth:

A) Your mystery date for the evening... THIS surprised looking turd!

B) A half a fucking pecan pie.
C) The children's menu at Bob's Big Boy.
D) The giggles.
E) Chikin' McFlunkets.
F) Cock a la mode.

Better grab a spoon, jerk-off, 'cause your goin' in deep tonite!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fellow in A) looks like he'd order from C).

4:34 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You have to pardon me, but I was a little out of sorts last night.

Now go get your fucking shine box.

8:22 AM  

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