Weekend Follies in My Mouth!
This website has been referred to as "relentless." If by "relentless," you mean "Relentless in its pursuit of excellence," I must confess that you are correct. I will not relent. I will go on, giving you the most up-to-date information on my mouth's contents as long as I have a mouth to stuff stuff in. So, what's in my mouth right now?
A) Tater twat casserole with extra snatch dandruff
B) Oreo cookies snatched from every mother-lovin' inch of Larry "Bud" Melman's starfish
C) The Blood of the Lamb
D) The relentless pursuit of excellence
E) Edward's cheque, repurposed as a homeless woman's maxi pad
F) Peace on Earth
G) A big, fat cock
A) Tater twat casserole with extra snatch dandruff
B) Oreo cookies snatched from every mother-lovin' inch of Larry "Bud" Melman's starfish
C) The Blood of the Lamb
D) The relentless pursuit of excellence
E) Edward's cheque, repurposed as a homeless woman's maxi pad
F) Peace on Earth
G) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 7:41 AM
2 Comments:
Does anybody have something other than Head and Shoulders for that snatch dandruff? We need, like Crotch and Legs shampoo, or something. Little help, here?
It's worse when you're me, mate!
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