Iiiiiiiiiit's THURSDAY!
Which means that we're all going to have a cocksuckity good time in my mouth! What, pray tell, is in there right now?
A) A green bean and mucus casserole
B) The adorable little ass hairs clinging to Abner Louima's "cocoa plunger"
C) A warm slice of apple pie with a big scoop of French vanilla ice cream on top
D) A warm slice of apple pie with a big scoop of French vanilla ice cream on top next to a steaming mug of hot, wine-laced diarrhea excreted from a dying homeless man
E) The instant revulsion any decent person would feel after reading selection D)
F) The remaining stub of Harriet Miers' tube of Chap-Stick
G) A warm slice of big, fat cock
A) A green bean and mucus casserole
B) The adorable little ass hairs clinging to Abner Louima's "cocoa plunger"
C) A warm slice of apple pie with a big scoop of French vanilla ice cream on top
D) A warm slice of apple pie with a big scoop of French vanilla ice cream on top next to a steaming mug of hot, wine-laced diarrhea excreted from a dying homeless man
E) The instant revulsion any decent person would feel after reading selection D)
F) The remaining stub of Harriet Miers' tube of Chap-Stick
G) A warm slice of big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 4:49 AM
4 Comments:
I got a warm slice of vomit coming up.
And out.
Actually, that's not one of the selections.
This time.
Please consider stuffing it into your mouth.
Thank you.
I don't take requests here, you know. This isn't a democracy. It's a benevolent dictatorship, and MY MOUTH is the tyrant that benevolently informs you as to its contents on a regular basis.
It's all about ME. And MY MOUTH. Get that through your head. FOCUS.
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