11/10/05

Iiiiiiiiiit's THURSDAY!

Which means that we're all going to have a cocksuckity good time in my mouth! What, pray tell, is in there right now?

A) A green bean and mucus casserole
B) The adorable little ass hairs clinging to Abner Louima's "cocoa plunger"
C) A warm slice of apple pie with a big scoop of French vanilla ice cream on top
D) A warm slice of apple pie with a big scoop of French vanilla ice cream on top next to a steaming mug of hot, wine-laced diarrhea excreted from a dying homeless man
E) The instant revulsion any decent person would feel after reading selection D)
F) The remaining stub of Harriet Miers' tube of Chap-Stick
G) A warm slice of big, fat cock

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a warm slice of vomit coming up.

And out.

8:14 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Actually, that's not one of the selections.

This time.

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please consider stuffing it into your mouth.

Thank you.

8:26 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I don't take requests here, you know. This isn't a democracy. It's a benevolent dictatorship, and MY MOUTH is the tyrant that benevolently informs you as to its contents on a regular basis.

It's all about ME. And MY MOUTH. Get that through your head. FOCUS.

8:29 AM  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

my teeth hurt

8:47 AM  

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