I have DISCHARGED My Civic Duty...
But you still have a duty to guess what's in my mouth right now!
A) A Listerine and urine multitask spectacular-flavored milkshake, served with a side order of dried otter penises
B) A half-finished ketchup and mustard homeless hoagie feast, made all the more special because of the relative lack of cockroach shit in it
C) A welcoming smile of friendship for all
D) Michael Moore's smegma, battered and deep fried like funnel cake
E) Discharge
F) The peanut-sized cock belonging to the individual in answer B)
A) A Listerine and urine multitask spectacular-flavored milkshake, served with a side order of dried otter penises
B) A half-finished ketchup and mustard homeless hoagie feast, made all the more special because of the relative lack of cockroach shit in it
C) A welcoming smile of friendship for all
D) Michael Moore's smegma, battered and deep fried like funnel cake
E) Discharge
F) The peanut-sized cock belonging to the individual in answer B)
posted by My Mouth at 11:33 AM
7 Comments:
It's a trick question! M. Moore would have eaten his own deep fried smegma before anybody would have gotten the chance!
How did they approximate the taste of the Listerine and urine mixture to make a milk shake out of it?
Was there any milk involved?
For the milkshake, a milk substitute had to be used because the acids in the urine would curdle the milk solids.
So the "milk" in the milkshake is in actuality a substance I refer to as man-custard.
Thank you for the in-depth answer to an incredibly stupid and insincere question.
I'm spurting here!
I could explain the process of drying otter penises, if you like.
Please wait until I throw up again so that I am hungry enough to hear what you have to say.
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