Monday, Monday, Dah Dah, Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah, IN MY MOUTH, Dah Dah...

A happy Monday to all on this first, most glorious day of the week! You are to be congratulated, because you will have the opportunity to guess what's in my mouth right now!

A) Harriet Miers's red, chapped anus, dripping purplicious spooge after having been ass-fucked by a randy Grimace on the prowl
B) A Cadbury CRÈME EGG with the CRÈME sucked out and spat back in by Phyllis Diller
C) Sigmund Freud's Id, which secretly controls this blog
D) A tube of Chap-Stick recently used by Harriet Miers as a consequence of experiencing A)
E) Edward's cheque, found next to a dumpster after its repurposing
F) Willy Wonka's big, fat cocka


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Around Easter, I used to look forward to the Cadbury Creme Eggs.

Not any more.

Thank you, GWiMMRN, for ruining another thing I used to eat.

7:22 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Just make sure Phyllis Diller hasn't been near your Cadbury eggs, and you'll be fine.

At least they're not filled with MAN-custard.

7:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We would have an easier time keeping Grimace away from our nation's hamburgers.

7:41 AM  
Anonymous Siggy said...

Ya, I control eet.

6:17 PM  
Blogger lola said...

yay, man-custard.

I heard someone say that the other day, in the co-op. Maybe they were readers of your glorious little musings.....

world wide evil domination....mouthy for president.

5:50 AM  

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