Hey! Guess What!
Amazingly enough, there's something in my mouth right now, on VETERAN'S DAY! Holy shit! Any idea what it is?
A) The bitten-off reservoir tip of a used condom
B) Tony Blair's man-meat, after it was slipped in and out of Linda Blair's pussy during The Exorcist
C) The words "I CAN. I CAN. I CAN."
D) A tube of Crest Whitening Expressions Toothpaste, Lemon Ice flavor, with the tt-t-tt-too-ooo-oo-oooth pp-ppp-p-p-p-p-pppp-pp-pa-a-a-st-st-ste squeezed out and replaced with cold, loose ferret shit
E) A raging case of trench mouth from having used the "toothpaste" in answer D)
F) A vague feeling of uneasy disappointment that the "toothpaste" didn't taste like lemons and definitely didn't whiten my teeth
G) Kevin Federline's big, fat, hem-uh-ruh-ruh-roid-searing cock
A) The bitten-off reservoir tip of a used condom
B) Tony Blair's man-meat, after it was slipped in and out of Linda Blair's pussy during The Exorcist
C) The words "I CAN. I CAN. I CAN."
D) A tube of Crest Whitening Expressions Toothpaste, Lemon Ice flavor, with the tt-t-tt-too-ooo-oo-oooth pp-ppp-p-p-p-p-pppp-pp-pa-a-a-st-st-ste squeezed out and replaced with cold, loose ferret shit
E) A raging case of trench mouth from having used the "toothpaste" in answer D)
F) A vague feeling of uneasy disappointment that the "toothpaste" didn't taste like lemons and definitely didn't whiten my teeth
G) Kevin Federline's big, fat, hem-uh-ruh-ruh-roid-searing cock
posted by My Mouth at 1:41 PM
3 Comments:
Well, Letter A certainly sinks to a new low.
Yes. Yes it is.
It's not as bad as spooch.
NOTHING'S as bad as spooch.
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