11/9/05

Of Course, EVERYONE'S a Winner IN MY MOUTH!

Just being in my mouth is a prize in and of itself. If you're in there, what are you keeping company with?

A) The splintery, shit-stained business end of Abner Louima's plunger
B) Helen Thomas's pink parts
C) Thomas's English muffins
D) lola's English muff
E) A small, warm puddle of cocoa spilled by a careless child
F) A large, cold cock

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet White House Press Secretary Scott McLelland thinks about Letter B all the time.

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's probably the most horrific of all the things posted on this disgusting website.

1:24 PM  
Anonymous a. louima said...

You can bet that I spilled a small puddle of "cocoa" after my experience with the toilet plunger, by god.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at least they gave you cocoa before plumbing into your colon.

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Scott said...

Ain't nothing pink about Thomas' parts. It's all a dusky, grizzled gray colour.

I know. Believe you me.

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what's more sickening: Helen Thomas's gray-pink parts, or Abner Louima's "cocoa plunger."

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Scott said...

The White House does not comment on the on-going investigation into the nether-regions of Helen Thomas. We should all let the investigators do their job. Once the investigation is over, the President will be glad to discuss the matter.

FOCUS, people, FOCUS.

8:51 AM  
Anonymous h. thomas said...

Want some fries?

9:30 AM  

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