Of Course, EVERYONE'S a Winner IN MY MOUTH!
Just being in my mouth is a prize in and of itself. If you're in there, what are you keeping company with?
A) The splintery, shit-stained business end of Abner Louima's plunger
B) Helen Thomas's pink parts
C) Thomas's English muffins
D) lola's English muff
E) A small, warm puddle of cocoa spilled by a careless child
F) A large, cold cock
A) The splintery, shit-stained business end of Abner Louima's plunger
B) Helen Thomas's pink parts
C) Thomas's English muffins
D) lola's English muff
E) A small, warm puddle of cocoa spilled by a careless child
F) A large, cold cock
posted by My Mouth at 11:17 AM
8 Comments:
I bet White House Press Secretary Scott McLelland thinks about Letter B all the time.
That's probably the most horrific of all the things posted on this disgusting website.
You can bet that I spilled a small puddle of "cocoa" after my experience with the toilet plunger, by god.
at least they gave you cocoa before plumbing into your colon.
Ain't nothing pink about Thomas' parts. It's all a dusky, grizzled gray colour.
I know. Believe you me.
I don't know what's more sickening: Helen Thomas's gray-pink parts, or Abner Louima's "cocoa plunger."
The White House does not comment on the on-going investigation into the nether-regions of Helen Thomas. We should all let the investigators do their job. Once the investigation is over, the President will be glad to discuss the matter.
FOCUS, people, FOCUS.
Want some fries?
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