11/8/05

Sloppy a la Modes with All the Dental Fixin's, Coming Up!

Woo doggies. While the "cunt"ry waits with masturbated breath, I'm too busy to care because I'm stuffing stuff in like there's no tomorrow.

If you guess what's in my mouth right now, I promise to swallow:

A) Page One of the Newlyweds Manual (2005), where it says "Early on in the relationship, it is important for the man to establish that flatulence is a part of the fabric and rhythm of daily household life. Denial will just make things worse."
B) A squirt of Febreeze.
C) Grimace's Purply Protein Shake and a Mcdonald's Hamburger.
D) Maple syrup, to drown the taste of that incredibly awful omelet.
E) Steele. Dick Steele.
F) A big, fat, patrimonial, hegemonic cock.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A big, fat, patrimonial, hegemonic cock"

I bet lesbians like that kind of cock......

3:11 PM  
Anonymous a. lesbian said...

That's not funny!

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, there's nothing worse than an overcooked butter and dogshit omelet. The turds tend to get crunchy and stuck between my teeth.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, tha muthafukkin' patriarchy!

3:45 PM  

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