Don't Go off Topic!

Remember, everyone: what's in my mouth, right now, is absolutely paramount. Nothing else matters. We will stay on point at all costs. With that said, here's your assignment: guess what's in my mouth right now. Ready...go!

A) A big slice of rum cake, except that the actual rum in the cake has been replaced with the liquor known as spooch
B) Mushrooms grown on the crack of a dead man's dingus
C) The vaginally-vomited remains of Helen Thomas's freedom fries used as a moist topping for that incredibly disgusting casserole
D) The basal thermometer used to determine when the Thomas Fries were done "cooking"
E) Prairie dogs
F) A dead man's dingus, sans mushrooms


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for the basal thermometer. Otherwise, you'd might get sick from eating undercooked freedom fries that were baking in Helen Thomas' pink parts.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do vaginals vomit?

1:39 PM  
Anonymous H. Thomas said...

Mine can. I mean, if it can chew, it can vomit...

1:46 PM  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

whats a vaginal?

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just noticed that Thomas Fries are capitalized, lending them a sense of dignity and importance.

6:37 PM  

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