11/10/05

Don't Go off Topic!

Remember, everyone: what's in my mouth, right now, is absolutely paramount. Nothing else matters. We will stay on point at all costs. With that said, here's your assignment: guess what's in my mouth right now. Ready...go!

A) A big slice of rum cake, except that the actual rum in the cake has been replaced with the liquor known as spooch
B) Mushrooms grown on the crack of a dead man's dingus
C) The vaginally-vomited remains of Helen Thomas's freedom fries used as a moist topping for that incredibly disgusting casserole
D) The basal thermometer used to determine when the Thomas Fries were done "cooking"
E) Prairie dogs
F) A dead man's dingus, sans mushrooms

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for the basal thermometer. Otherwise, you'd might get sick from eating undercooked freedom fries that were baking in Helen Thomas' pink parts.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do vaginals vomit?

1:39 PM  
Anonymous H. Thomas said...

Mine can. I mean, if it can chew, it can vomit...

1:46 PM  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

whats a vaginal?

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just noticed that Thomas Fries are capitalized, lending them a sense of dignity and importance.

6:37 PM  

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