... and the winner is...

My Mouth! Once again, my mouth wins! Yaaaaay! Look inside, Dick, to see what prizes are in store for MY MOUTH!

A) Urine, because it's relatively healthier than feces.
B) Miracle Gro.
C) Fake glue.
D) The dusty, gray pubes of Ulysees S. Grant.
E) A plaster-caster replica of Jimi Hendrix's cock, taken just before he drowned in his own vomit.
F) A plaster-caster replica of a big, fat kitten cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they save the vomit?

7:55 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Jesus, no! That would be crazy!

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I figured that once somebody got hold of the dusty, gray pubes of Ulysses S. Grant, it was everybody out of the pool (of man-custard).

8:35 AM  

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