GREAT BIG FAT FUCKING OMNIBUS EDITION OF GWIMMRN!

It hasn't changed: I put things in my mouth, and you guess what they may be. Got it?

A) My penis...
B) My penis...
C) My penis...
D) MY PENIS!
E) Boston Baked Beans on on my penis
F) My penis on the T
G) Lobsters nibbling on my penis
H) Pahking my cah in Hahvihd Yahd with my penis inside
I) Something different: a big, fat my penis

UPDATE: MY PENIS

GWiMMRN

It's back to basics. No goofy titles, no fake "editions," none of that stuff. It's just you, me, and What's in My Mouth Right Now.

GWin there:

A) Battery acid.
B) thblhughggglth.
C) ibbllthigglththighaaal.
D) hugugghhhllthughghaaaalghuul.
E) ahuhghuulbighghaalfatghaalcock.

GWiMMRN, Issues Edition

I can see that you're starting to warm up to me. Well, cozy up to my sac and GWiMMRN:

A) A long day that just got longer.
B) An aborted attempt at coffee and a banana nut (sac) muffin at 7 a.m. today from the store down the street.
C) A Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie and some vending machine coffee at 7:15 a.m. this morning.
D) The squash and Fakin' Chikin' Patty that looked good together on paper, but failed in its dinner-time execution, palate-wise.
E) A combo of tastes that, like peanut butter and ketchup, are best enjoyed separate and at different times of the day.
F) Trust issues.
G) Issue issues.
H) Bean splatter fo-fana banana droopy hooptie boo.
I) I spy a big fat cock.

GWiMMRN, Columbus Day Rocks My Ball Sac Edition

It's a SAC, not a SACK. You put your balls in a SAC, and you use a SACK to stuff stuff in. Fucking moron. I don't know how many times I have to tell you.

Jesus.

Q.

Fucknuts.

GWiMMRn:

A) Christopher "Feces Nibbler" Columbus
B) The Knights of Columbus
C) That chick in that Christopher Columbus movie with the most amazing tits you've ever seen they're like the fucking archetype of what tits should be
D) Gold
E) The fact that if it wasn't for Christopher "Poop Licker" Columbus, we wouldn't even be in this cunt-lapping society to begin with
F) Leif Erickson's unending, injustice-fueled rage from beyond the grave
G) The reason why people went to the New World in the first place

Update:



*ssssssppppurrrttttttt!!!*

GWiMMRN, Sunday Steamed Burger Edition

Nothing quite like a steamed burger on a warm October day.

Isn't that right?

Yes. Yes it is right.

GWiMMRN:

A) Steamed hamburger in a handmade hotdog bun.
B) The really mean thing my wife said yesterday over lunch but I forgot what it was.
C) Ritalin.
D) A fried egg sandwich served on a greasy bloody cow hoof.
E) French fries, to go with that.
F) Pollen in my pubes.
G) A big fat rock-stariffic Flavor of Love cok-cok-cock.