GWiMMRN, Vitamins Day Edition

Yes, today is a Federal holiday. Today, we celebrate Vitamins Day. So, as a salute to our nation's vitamins, guess what vitamin is in my mouth right now.

A) Vitamin A.
B) Vitamin B.
C) Vitamin H.
D) Vitamin ungh ungh ungh.
E) Ulysees S. Grant.
F) Vitamin T.
G) Vitamin BFC.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen my completely horizontal penis?

I think I left it here the other day.

Oh! Here it is!


Whew! Thought I lost it or something.

10:27 AM  
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10:40 AM  
Anonymous Guy with a Hook for a Hand said...

heh heh

I'm DISGRUNTLED. Yeah. And I got a fucking hook for a hand.

Gonna... gonna put you in my blood shed. Yeah, hang you up in my blood shed and drain your entrails out with my HOOK HAND.

I'm... I'm so DISGRUNTLED.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever had a really big tear on your asshole? Let me tell you, they're not fun. Every time I take a shit it rips back open and I scream like your mother did the last time we fucked.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Crap! They look painful!
Chiropractors dream - all that spinal stress.

If you can get F in your mouth, you're a Python!!!!!

Maybe D will go down better. Geesh!

9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I... I think they're all horrible choices.

10:59 AM  

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