Vote for My Mouth

Forget about political parties or candidates or ballot iss-hues or any of that crap. They don't matter. All that matters in this world is what is in my mouth right now.

Today, vote for My Mouth. You will not be disappointed.


A) That fruity guy at the voting place with his too-big suit and his miniture testicles.
B) 30 minutes of non-stop BJ's at WSUX -Indiana.
C) A long brown stick sliding into a hot hot hole.
D) The nickel slots.
E) Bananarama and their platinum blonde pubes.
F) The song lyrics, "I'm your penis, I'm your fire, at your desire."
G) A trip down memory lane.
H) Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fish.
I) The Man from F.I.S.H.
J) A big, fat fishcock.


Blogger El Capitan said...


11:59 AM  
Anonymous My Penis said...

I am quite offended by the obviously FALSE and MISLEADING statement made on this website.

I am your penis. Not that other penis. Me. We've had such great times together, and I don't understand why someone would try to break us up.

5:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I...I really like those nickel slots.

Ohh...oh boy...

You're about to hit the jackpot!

*ungh ungh ungh*



Ew. I spooged and puked at the same time. All over myself.


*tp* *tp* *tp*

Hey, that doesn't taste half-bad.

*tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp*


I'll have to see if I can sell this.

*tp* *tp* *tp*

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look: I came back, even though I already told you that you'd lost a reader.

But that guy who ate his own semen and vomit really just went over the top. I mean, really. What the hell is wrong with you people?

I refuse to be enfolded by the puffy testicles of Docturd Infinity. You've lost a reader.

Get help.

5:38 AM  
Anonymous The Fruity Guy with Miniture Testicles said...

Decisions, decisions!

Who shall I vote for now?

Can I write in Helen Thoma-



Ah, ah, ah.



Ew. Sorry about throwing up all over the ballots. My miniture testicles are just throbbing!

5:42 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Spelling Bee said...

It's spelled "miniature."

Not "miniture."


5:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're conflating apples and oranges here.

Stop it.


Just stop it.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Docturd Infinity said...

Ho hO!

DocTURd iNFinITy herE!

i havE EScaPed fRom The CLUtches oF tHe EVIl SoFTeeToilETPAPEr maN!

lADieS anD GentLemEn! enJoY my SMELLs!

8:35 AM  

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