11/9/06

GWiMMRN, Artemis Bunghole Edition

Welcome to the monkeyshit house. GWiMMRN:

A) Artemis P. Bunghole, Esq., Attorney at Large.
B) A butt-choking amount of fecal matter.
C) A WHOLE FUCKING STEAMROLLER JAMMED UP THE ASS OF [insert your name here].
D) A feeling that I'm disrespected everywhere I go.
E) Fake pain.
F) An 800 smackeroo gold onlay.
G) A big fat cockeroo.

3 Comments:

Anonymous A. Shit-Stuffed Ass said...

*kaff!* *kaff!*

air! I need air!

*kaff!*

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey COCKSUCKER.

How would YOU like a big PORTERHOUSE STEAK?

Huh? Wouldya like that? A big porterhouse steak? Huh?

I BET YOU WOULD.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

C sounds like it could be fun.
LOL on D - you up for it?

9:06 PM  

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