10/13/06

GREAT BIG FAT FUCKING OMNIBUS EDITION OF GWIMMRN!

It hasn't changed: I put things in my mouth, and you guess what they may be. Got it?

A) My penis...
B) My penis...
C) My penis...
D) MY PENIS!
E) Boston Baked Beans on on my penis
F) My penis on the T
G) Lobsters nibbling on my penis
H) Pahking my cah in Hahvihd Yahd with my penis inside
I) Something different: a big, fat my penis

UPDATE: MY PENIS

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY penis.

7:21 AM  
Anonymous Bahston Fuckwahd said...

I... er... I have nothing to say to you cahcksahuckers.

Fahk you.

Go Sox!

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*FRRRRRRPPPPPPPTTTT*

Boston Baked Beans Make Me Toot.

*pft*

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ow

ow

ow owie

my penis is UNDER the T

ow owie

ow

ow

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't YOU be in Mexico now?

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not interested in your penis.

It's MY penis that's the important thing.

MY penis.

Ha ha!

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Yet Another Bahstahn Fuckwahd said...

I sometimes put beans on my cohck.

When I'm alone.

It's wicked hot.

10:25 AM  
Anonymous A. Canadian Bushbuck said...

I thought we were talking about MY penis.

It really needs a good washing, and I can't do it myself.

The smell coming off of it is HORRIBLE. I can't breathe!

I know I'm saying all this as if you don't know about it, but I've been asking you for help for some time now, so I assumed you forgot to get the soapy sponge and bucket of water necessary to wash it.

The fumes are making my eyes all red! None of the other bushbucks will come near me because my penis smells so bad! I NEED HELP.

We're living in a society here. If you had any humanity at all, you'd help me by washing my smelly penis.

PLEASE.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, does anybody else here in this CHAT ROOM have a problem with an itchy butt? I've been scratching away for about 15 minutes. It's not deep in there. It's definitely a surface thing, 'round 'boouts my lower left butt cheek.

OK! See ya. RWYGAC!

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you put a sahck around your cahck? Thaht way, your cahck won't seem so bad smelling.

Go Sox!

11:38 AM  

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