1/1/06

Ring in the New Year with 365 More Days of GWiMMRN!

The thought of yet another year filled with putting things in my mouth is enough to give my tongue a boner! It's simply amazing! It's fantastic! There's nothing quite like it. I've decided to declare a temporary amnesty for that cock-gobbling cum-gurgler Sheppy, in honor of the new year.

To celebrate this moment, I've decided to put some of the older things in my mouth from 2005, as a kind of oral retrospective. I'll also be adding something new! Guess what the new thing is, and you yourself may be featured in a future edition of GWiMMRN! Isn't that great?

A) A weird dent
B) A moist towelette
C) A hand-made hot dog bun
D) A ketchup and mustard homeless hoagie
E) Urine and Listerine multitask spectacular
F) A BLT
G) This whole cunt-lapping society, all of it, sans vaginal spray
H) Pamela Anderson's prehensile clitoris
I) Sheppy's substandard little dingus (AMNESTY'S OVER, FUCKCHOP)

11 Comments:

Anonymous P. Anderson said...

It's ME! It's ME! Oh I LOOOOVE U!

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Pamela Anderson's Fan Club said...

WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR PREHENSILE CLIT, PAM! DON'T EVER CHANGE!

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jerkin' late or hardly jerkin', eh fuckface?

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have noticed the weird dent and I am in love with it.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous The Weird Dent said...

I have noticed you and I am in love with you.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will you marry me, Weird Dent?

12:38 PM  
Anonymous The Weird Dent said...

Yes, my love. I will marry you. And I will make you as happy in the only way a Weird Dent can.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh! I am so happy. I love you and your concave ways.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous The Weird Dent said...

I will never love another, other than you.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cherish you! I cherish you!

12:40 PM  
Anonymous The Weird Dent said...

And I you, my concave loving spouse.

12:40 PM  

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