Ring in the New Year with 365 More Days of GWiMMRN!

The thought of yet another year filled with putting things in my mouth is enough to give my tongue a boner! It's simply amazing! It's fantastic! There's nothing quite like it. I've decided to declare a temporary amnesty for that cock-gobbling cum-gurgler Sheppy, in honor of the new year.

To celebrate this moment, I've decided to put some of the older things in my mouth from 2005, as a kind of oral retrospective. I'll also be adding something new! Guess what the new thing is, and you yourself may be featured in a future edition of GWiMMRN! Isn't that great?

A) A weird dent
B) A moist towelette
C) A hand-made hot dog bun
D) A ketchup and mustard homeless hoagie
E) Urine and Listerine multitask spectacular
F) A BLT
G) This whole cunt-lapping society, all of it, sans vaginal spray
H) Pamela Anderson's prehensile clitoris
I) Sheppy's substandard little dingus (AMNESTY'S OVER, FUCKCHOP)