FWEEEEE! Happy Mouth Year! FWEEEEE!

The best things in life are FWEEEEE!


A) Poor Sheppy, whose only crime was to say something I vaguely didn't care for.
B) A 14 hour bad mood.
C) Chorizo!

D) Soy Chorizo, the Meatless Joy of the South South West.
E) 50% off a big, fat cock (take an extra 10% off with your GWiMMRN Visa Card).


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where do I sign up for the GWiMMRN Visa Card? Do I get Frequent Flyer miles or something?

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it's a choice between eating a slice of soy chorizo or a clot of really bad ham shit, I'd have to give it a long moment of consideration before selecting.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had to eat that soy chorizo, I'd be in a 14 hour bad mood, myself.

10:13 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Don't knock the soy chorizo before you eat the soy chorizo.

And you can sign up for a GWiMMRN Visa card at any bank. Ask for it by name. If they tell you they never heard of it, go to every bank in the world until you achieve SATISFACTION. OH YEAH.

1:46 PM  
Anonymous The Soy Chorizo said...

Eat me!

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheppy should've just not opened his big, fat, semen-stained trap.

5:01 PM  

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