12/26/05

GIGANTANORMOUS GWiMMRN POST-CHRIST-MAS POST

Still working on the big GWiMMRN Xmas Revelation (Sheppy fucked it all up), but I found time to put something in my mouth.

Quick! Guess! What is it!?!

A) A terrible case of the ham shits from eating way too much pork last night, worse than the turkey trots of Thanksgiving in that my feces is a weird yellow-green color and more or less the consistency of dijon mustard
B) Hamchunk
C) A little dead grey orb caught between my teeth ;
D) Reindeer jism
E) Something that tastes GREAT fresh out of the oven
F) Jolity (sic) and frivilous (sic) gifts
G) The slender li'l peepee belonging to Cogbox, Santa's Chief Toymaking Elf

8 Comments:

Anonymous Cogbox said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am NOT looking at Letter C. Add you sick fucks here at GWiMMRN know why.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant Letter D, but the same reason still applies.

8:42 AM  
Blogger wahhhboohoo said...

BOO HOO WAAHHHhhh! JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURE waahhh!! BOO HOO HOO HOO hah hah wah huh WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop all this jolity and frivilousness!

(sic)

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those ham shits serves you right, you sicko.

See? There IS (sic) divine justice.

12:21 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Anyone can get the real bad ham shits.

ANYONE.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Hamchunk said...

Spread some of that dijon mustard shit on me and put me on a plate, 'cause I'm ready for supper!

12:38 PM  

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