12/30/05

Well, Funk My Friday!

To quote Conan, "Enough talk! Guess what's in my mouth right now!"

A) These two girls, minus the orange-peach coloured thing that looks like a hairy cock and balls
B) lola's potentially nonexistent parenting skills
C) lola's uterus, AKA the biological clock that keeps ticking...and ticking...and ticking...
D) Dork Hunters, AKA vampire porn that substitutes blood for jism as its biological fluid of choice, yum yum
E) A shit-snowsicle hanging off the smelly end of this little fucker here
F) The wish that he would just shut up already and stop plaguing the Inter-Web
G) Sheppy's red, chapped lips from having blown too many dead rats (thought I'd forgotten about you, Sheppy, didn't you)
H) A big, fat, Austrian Conan cock

3 Comments:

Blogger Michele said...

You know, I've never thought it through about what Vampire Porn could actually be like. *delighted shiver*,
I think I'll take D for me and I'll guess you have A and E and I think you should pass on F...too much mucous for proper digestion.

Dork Hunters! haha..If so, they'd have a field day..the dorks outnumber the dicks...Oh! did I actually say that word???
Ack! I've been visiting this site too much!!!!!!

6:24 AM  
Blogger crallspace said...

Yeah, that Boohoo guy is an annoying moron. Not original in the least.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Know what's REALLY original? Another blog about personal philosophy! And observations about things the blogphilosopher thinks are vaguely interesting! There's NO ONE doing that! It's amazing! Maybe throw some pictures in there and the whole thing is just one big amazingly original thing to do with one's life! It's not annoying! Ever! It's totally worth reading! Totally!

9:03 AM  

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