12/29/05

Roll Me in Flour and Look for My Wet-Spot!

Guessing what's in my mouth right now is more fun than a carafe of snow monkeys! Go on!

A) Snow monkey!

B) Babushkas!
C) The air nozzle of a horribly abused plastic love doll.
D) The Colonel's Chickin.
E) SpGum, the misguided attempt to market gum to gum-popping cum-guzzling queens.
F) Camomille Tea, piping hot.
G) A big, fat cock, piping hot.

UPDATE: It is definitely not H) These two girls, though it's not a bad idea.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what the fuck is that orange thing? Is it a cock and balls? Why is it asking a question?

8:41 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

And how many snow monkeys fit in a carafe?

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Snow Monkey said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

8:42 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Oh, you know what that orange-peach coloured thing is. YOU KNOW.

I think the very life-like hairs at the bottom of it make for a very nice rendering.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dagnabit! I smell POPCORN again! BUTTERED popcorn! It's awful! Do you smell that? The buttered popcorn?

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's nothing about that orange-peach coloured thing that ISN'T nice. It's all nice, all the time.

Very, very nice.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is not nothing that is not nice about not doing any double negatives.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Those orange things are mutant tribbles

6:26 AM  

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