*BRRRRRPRPRPRRR* Ahhh! Post-Lunch Hump Day Edition of GWiMMRN
My GOD! What...what's IN there?!?
A) A Happy Pie
B) The Good Package
C) The Big Gun
D) A moist towelette originally intended for wiping off my hands at an Applebee's All-You-Can-Eat Riblets feast, but now repurposed as a dental dam protecting me from the tickling ministrations of the adorable little ass hairs near Jessica Alba's starfish.
E) A wet, sloppy wad of unbaked hotdog cake
F) A hand-made hot dog bun
G) A hand-made big, fat cock
A) A Happy Pie
B) The Good Package
C) The Big Gun
D) A moist towelette originally intended for wiping off my hands at an Applebee's All-You-Can-Eat Riblets feast, but now repurposed as a dental dam protecting me from the tickling ministrations of the adorable little ass hairs near Jessica Alba's starfish.
E) A wet, sloppy wad of unbaked hotdog cake
F) A hand-made hot dog bun
G) A hand-made big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 11:32 AM
5 Comments:
You're not a real man until you've toweletted Jessica Alba's starfish.
The thought of it is almost enough to make the hot dog flavored wedding cake I ate come up in a hot glurt of bile, half-chewed hand-made hot dog buns, store-brand mustard, and sugar all over the front of my shirt.
Puke is more than the sum of its parts.
But can puke be repurposed?
YETH IT CAN.
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