Workin' and Jerkin' Late on a Thursday Night and MY MOUTH is HONGRY

Ho boys and girls... tell you what. My mouth and I are preparing for sleep. As soon as we leave the office and finally get on home, we're going straight to the kitchen to prepare us some vittles. yessiree. Here's a wrinkle; Guess What WIll BE in My Mouth in about, oh, an hour from now:

A) Listerine and urine multitask spectacular.
B) Eye boogers from the sandman's nocturnal emissions.
C) The Count of Monte Cristo.
D) Tea and Toast.
E) Tea, Toast, and a jar of jizz.
F) sssssssizzeline.
G) A gigabyte of big, fat cock.

Hint: Chances are, it's been up my arse first.