I've Got Your New Year's Resolution Right Here
That's right. Stuffing stuff in there like there is NO tomorrow. Go on, and stuff yourself silly.
Before you do, guh-guh-guess what's in my mouth right now!
A) A cell phone.
B) Double-Beat Loaf.
C) Death and destruction after 50 hours of marriage.
D) A Cheese Doodle canoodled from the corner of Ashley Hartman's box.
E) Shifty McPenis' fat, greasy, green milk-shake.
F) A big, fat grease-filled cock.
Before you do, guh-guh-guess what's in my mouth right now!
A) A cell phone.
B) Double-Beat Loaf.
C) Death and destruction after 50 hours of marriage.
D) A Cheese Doodle canoodled from the corner of Ashley Hartman's box.
E) Shifty McPenis' fat, greasy, green milk-shake.
F) A big, fat grease-filled cock.
posted by My Mouth at 9:17 AM
7 Comments:
Question: does Ashley Hartman have orange powder around her labia if her snatch has been eating Cheese Doodles?
I'M the only one that eats junk food in her twat around HERE! And don't you forget it!
*ghaal* *ghaal* *ghaal* I'm choking on a big fat cellphone.
*grgl* Someone call the local McDonald's and have the employee take off all of her clothes and do jumping jacks! *choke* You can dial through my esophagus. *ghhhhaaaaaal*
STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEE
*beep* *beep* *boop* hello? 911? i have a *beep* *boop* *beep* cell *beep* *boop* phone *boop* *beep* in my *beep* throat *boop* what's that *beep* beeping sound? *boop* *beep* It's a *beep* *boop* call for *boop* *beep* *beep* help
That'll teach you to be on the phone all day, bitch. After you've swallowed the phone, I've got a chorizo for you to work on, OH YEAH.
Take off the apron, you shoplifting, cellphone-swallowing little strumpet, you.
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