GWiMMRN, I Know Who You Are Edition

I know who you are. Oh yes, I do. You're sitting there, not focusing, poking away on your keyboard like a fat little pigeon. I've got your number.

So, while you're here, GWiMMRN:

A) The immortal words, "This town needs an enema!" *fweeeeee*
B) The not-so immortal words, "And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."
C) Hot white gobs and strings, or why I never eat mayonnaise, cheese sauce, or anything whitish and goopy
D) Thomas Fries, or why the internet really really should be regulated for content or at least given a rating of some kind by a responsible governmental organization if there is such a thing
E) Two good friends
F) Two other good friends, one of whom is very shy
G) A big, fat unregulated cock

UPDATE: The answer might perhaps be H) Two more good friends:


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know who I am.

You really do not.

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Dove said...

I am NOT a fat little pigeon.

I am a dove. A beautiful, gray dove.

If there was a statue of you, I'd poop on it.

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


n no more picshures ...

nu no more picture of Helen Tho-



8:06 AM  
Anonymous Your Senator said...

We know who you are and we are forming a bi-partisan commission to stop you.

We can't find a more perfectly disgusting website to make an example of. When we haul you before the cameras, you'll be whimpering like a little pigeon.

Coo! Coo!


Vote for me in 2006.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know about YOU, but I just had me some LUNCH!


11:11 AM  
Anonymous Star Jones-Reynolds said...

That photo of the cat balls looks a great deal like Barbara Walters, who tends to write letters in the manner of her unfortunate speech impediment so that you'll know who's writing.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm having lunch right now: fettucine alfredo with mayonnaise and elephant cum.

Care to respond?

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous Tara Reid Fan said...

This website is the BEST.

*ungh ungh ungh*


Ow. Mostly blood, but a little spooge there, too.


11:16 AM  
Anonymous Ronald McDonald said...

A little extra special sauce for your burger there, Senator?


*ungh ungh ungh*

I'm lovin' it!


11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that the guy with blood in his ejaculate really crossed the line.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



sincerely yours,


1:47 PM  
Anonymous Grimace said...

Don't forget about me and the fountains of purple jizz I shoot out of my purply pee-shooter.

Don't you... forget about me!

no no no no

Don't you... forget about me!

Don't you walk on by! Don't you walk a-way-aaaa!

Don't you... forget about meeeee!

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know who you are, anonymous Tara Reid fan.


1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to take this moment to congratulate myself for the never-ending self-referencing that goes on in this website.

As our dear Sheppy once said, "I have blood in my ejaculate because I pay squirrels in peanuts to suck me off."

Grow up!

1:53 PM  
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