GWiMMRN, King Tut Edition

Let my Mouth go!


A) King Tut's shriveled, mummified testicles.
C) Commodore 64's Rollerball game, which my brother callously threw away like the shriveled horse testicle that he is.
D) The Holiest Shrine in Star Jones Reynold's Super-Flappy Vagina.
E) The Pyramids at Giza. Yes, all them mutherfuckers.
F) A big, fat mummified cock.


Anonymous King Tutankhamun said...

I'm sure funky.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Your Brother said...

I most certainly did NOT throw that boring-ass game away.

And I'm not a shriveled horse testicle.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Your Brother said...

Oh, then why does your website say "Yes, I threw it away and I'm happy I did it.org"?

I know you did it. You admitted that you did it. And now, you're admitting that you were HAPPY that you did it.

I bet you'd do it again if you had the chance.

Why don't you get married to Star Jones Reynolds? Then you'd be up on the alter, standing side by side, LIKE TWO HORSE TESTICLES.

Care to respond?

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Your Brother said...

I'm really very sorry that I may have inadvertantly thrown away something you considered to be valuable.

Even so, I don't feel that I should be compared to a horse testicle like Star Jones-Reynolds.

1:05 PM  

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