GWiMMRN, Corn or Superman Edition
posted by My Mouth at 11:01 AM
7/2/06
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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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7 Comments:
Hey! I just got that anagram! Wow! You really stuck it to Barbara Walters that time, didn't you?
Heh heh. Well, catch you later.
I wish I had me some duct tape for Letter E) right now.
Oh yeah.
CORN.
Heh hehh hehhhhhhhhhhhh.
Don't respond. I wish you wouldn't.
Greetings.
I am Kal-El, son of Jor-El of Krypton. You people refer to me as Superman, a title I find to be rather grandiose, but I no longer have any choice about it at all.
I understand that many of you consider this website to be funny, or cute, or otherwise amusing, but rest assured that I myself do not. It is an obscenity.
In future, I would prefer it if you would refrain from mentioning me here. It is distasteful to me.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Kal-El (Superman), aka Clark Kent
I have defeated you again, Son of Kal-El.
I win. I always win.
Kneel! Kneel before Zod!
Thank you.
GZ
Puny humans!
By the way, I want to correct General Zod for a moment.
Kal-El is the son of Jor-El. So, if you were thinking that you were talking about Superman, he's the Son of Jor-El, not Kal-El.
Okay. Glad we got that out of the way.
Now, lap my SuperCunt, Superman!
Thanks. I appreciate it.
Hello once more.
As you've probably surmised by now, I am Superman.
The picture mocking me on this post, combined with the horrible comments about me, have put me in quite a state of Super-anger. I really cannot abide these disgusting assaults on my person.
To the person identifying himself as General Zod: please cease and desist. The same goes for Ursa, who is apparently so ignorant that she does not know her own name. If Non should show up, I hope that he will confine himself to the unintelligible grunts for which he is well-known.
I do not want to have to come back here. To quote the individual calling himself "The cute rodent in letter E," GROW UP.
Thank you. I don't wish to be impolite.
Sincerely yours,
Kal-El/Superman, aka Clark Kent
I may be "so ignorant that [I do] not know [my] own name," but at least I'm not a SuperHomo like Clark Kent, AKA the Rodent Feeler, AKA Tickle Me Homo, AKA The Anal Bead Master of the Homoverse.
As for Non, he's too into this whole cunt-lapping society to give a grunt about Kal-El-Handjob over there.
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