7/2/06

GWiMMRN, Corn or Superman Edition

What'll it be? Corn... or Superman?

A) Corn.
B) Superman.
C) Corn.
D) Superman.
E) Corn.
F) Superman.
G) A big, corn-fed Supercock.

UPDATE: The answer could also be H) Harpers's pregger porn starring Britney Spears.

UPDATE UPDATE:

10 Comments:

Anonymous Star Jones Reynolds said...

Hey! I just got that anagram! Wow! You really stuck it to Barbara Walters that time, didn't you?

Heh heh. Well, catch you later.

11:18 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Heh. Yeah.

Take it easy.

You FUCKING SHRIVELED HORSE TESTICLE-LOOKING BITCH.

FOCUS, god damn you.

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I had me some duct tape for Letter E) right now.

Oh yeah.

CORN.

Heh hehh hehhhhhhhhhhhh.

Don't respond. I wish you wouldn't.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Superman said...

Greetings.

I am Kal-El, son of Jor-El of Krypton. You people refer to me as Superman, a title I find to be rather grandiose, but I no longer have any choice about it at all.

I understand that many of you consider this website to be funny, or cute, or otherwise amusing, but rest assured that I myself do not. It is an obscenity.

In future, I would prefer it if you would refrain from mentioning me here. It is distasteful to me.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Kal-El (Superman), aka Clark Kent

1:13 PM  
Anonymous General Zod said...

I have defeated you again, Son of Kal-El.

I win. I always win.

Kneel! Kneel before Zod!

Thank you.

GZ

2:20 PM  
Anonymous That Hot but Annoying Bitch next to General Zod said...

Puny humans!

By the way, I want to correct General Zod for a moment.

Kal-El is the son of Jor-El. So, if you were thinking that you were talking about Superman, he's the Son of Jor-El, not Kal-El.

Okay. Glad we got that out of the way.

Now, lap my SuperCunt, Superman!

Thanks. I appreciate it.

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Cute Rodent in Letter E said...

Grow up.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Superman said...

Hello once more.

As you've probably surmised by now, I am Superman.

The picture mocking me on this post, combined with the horrible comments about me, have put me in quite a state of Super-anger. I really cannot abide these disgusting assaults on my person.

To the person identifying himself as General Zod: please cease and desist. The same goes for Ursa, who is apparently so ignorant that she does not know her own name. If Non should show up, I hope that he will confine himself to the unintelligible grunts for which he is well-known.

I do not want to have to come back here. To quote the individual calling himself "The cute rodent in letter E," GROW UP.

Thank you. I don't wish to be impolite.

Sincerely yours,

Kal-El/Superman, aka Clark Kent

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Ursa, or whomever the fuck said...

I may be "so ignorant that [I do] not know [my] own name," but at least I'm not a SuperHomo like Clark Kent, AKA the Rodent Feeler, AKA Tickle Me Homo, AKA The Anal Bead Master of the Homoverse.

As for Non, he's too into this whole cunt-lapping society to give a grunt about Kal-El-Handjob over there.

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Superman said...

What?

Oh yeah! I'm a homo from Homotropolis and I like to suck hot, gooey-salty custard up a man-straw and if somebody says I'm not Superman and claims to be Superman he's not because I'm the real homo here.

What?

5:03 PM  

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