7/18/06

GWiMMRN, Epic Proportions Edition

GIGANTIC. It is a word usually reserved to describe my penis, but now, it refers to the things that may or may not be in my mouth right now. Guess:

A) A sudden change in the Earth's orbit as a result of the fart I cut in bed last night.
B) The Golden Age of My Balls.
C) A minor in physics and a major in chemistry, if you follow my drift.
D) Huge balloons.
E) Huge melons.
F) A big, fat cock.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fwew!

What the HELL is that horrible stink?

It...it smells like a dump truck full of rotten roast beef! With sauerkraut on top! Oh, my GOD!

I'm not surprised that the earth's orbit is negatively affected.

Try not to shit the bed again tonight, dear. Multumesc!

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I'm a little tired of having to "get your drift." I have no frigging idea at all of what you mean by selection C).

Care to respond?

8:12 AM  
Anonymous The Miserable Bee said...

I could really use a slap right about now.

Oh yeah: bzzzzzzz, bzzz.

I'm a bee. I'm like, real fucking busy.

Slap my ass like a red-haired stepchild.

8:14 AM  
Anonymous John Wayne said...

I don't wanna see any y'all smilin' 'round here. Y'all just cut that sheeit the fuck right out.

Next one who smiles, farts, or talks about that horse testicle-lookin', biscuit-eatin' motherfucker Star Jones is gettin' a big ol' boot up the poop-scheute, comprende?

:)

8:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole fucking place smells like Blueberry Poptarts.

What is going ON around here?

8:28 AM  
Anonymous Les Miserables Bees said...

Have you no shame?

For the LAST TIME, I do NOT want to be slapped!

Bzzzz! Bzzzzz!

8:29 AM  
Anonymous The Blueberry Poptart Culprit said...

I don't know what's going on.

Weird, huh?

heeheeheeheeheehee!

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who smells Poptarts is a retart.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just once I'D like to smell Blueberry Poptarts... instead of the POPCORN STENCH I've had to endure my entire working life.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's rough.

It sounds like you've had a very tumultumesc life.

You little prairie-dogging pooper, you.

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know who you are, you know.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what that means.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Gum Chewer said...

I hope that those hueg mellons (sic) taste like watermellon bubblisious (sic).

I really hope that.

2:18 PM  
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