Victory Is Served!

Hail to the Chief, baby.


A) A foofy little artsy-fartsy thing.
B) Poppy seeds which, when mixed with spooch, creates a quite intoxicating opiate.
C) Low riding hip huggers.
D) Disaronno, on the rocks, with a dash of male ejaculate... it's originale.
E) Taylor Hicks's dusky grey pubes.
F) Pay-per-view-pussy.
H) A big, fat cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ordered a shot of Disaronno once.

They told me that the dash of male ejaculate was free of charge to certain customers.

I sort of wish I didn't qualify.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Helen Thomas said...

The poppy seeds get caught in my teeth.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Potential Customer said...

How much is the PPVP? Just for the view?

I can give you some male ejaculate free of charge.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Bartender said...

Disaronno, on the rocks. Coming up.

*ungh* *ungh* *ungh*


Here you go.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Licky Dicky Sue said...

Hey! I cost 10 dollar! You pay now. You pay NOW!

10:31 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

*tp* *tp*

My Disaronno tastes funny.

*tp* *tp*

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Like a baby, Eugene's flesh dragon said...


into your disaronno

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Licky Dicky Sue Fan Club said...


10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm kind of glad it's a new week.

I was getting sick of having to "suck it."

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, you still have to suck it.

Yesireebob, you do.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Licky Dicky Sue said...

Me ruv you long time! Onry 10 dorrar!

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Potential Licky Dicky Sue Client said...

Uh...I don't know what "ruv" means.

Is it like a Hot Carl?

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*tp* *tp*

Hey! Someone put a dash of male ejaculate in my Disaronno on the rocks!

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*tp* *tp*

Hey! Someone put some Disaronno on the rocks in my male ejaculate!

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the two great tastes that taste great together!


12:51 PM  
Anonymous Licky Dicky Sue said...

You peopre ar SICK!

Ruv=love, you irritelate plick.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Your Janitor said...

I am disgusted by the sheer amount of fecal matter that this company produces that sticks to the toilet bowl.

What are you people eating? Glue? I mean, what sticky substance are you ingesting that makes it stick to the toilet bowl so gosh darn often? Have you no shame?

Hey, this goes for the ladies, too. I mean, my goodness! It's like you're TRYING to muck up the bowls with your pasty poop! Are you trying to make my life harder than it already is?

Eat some oat bran, or something. Just stop the insanity.

Thank you.

2:31 PM  

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