Victory Is Served!
Hail to the Chief, baby.
GWiMMRN:
A) A foofy little artsy-fartsy thing.
B) Poppy seeds which, when mixed with spooch, creates a quite intoxicating opiate.
C) Low riding hip huggers.
D) Disaronno, on the rocks, with a dash of male ejaculate... it's originale.
E) Taylor Hicks's dusky grey pubes.
F) Pay-per-view-pussy.
G) TV-MA.
H) A big, fat cock.
GWiMMRN:
A) A foofy little artsy-fartsy thing.
B) Poppy seeds which, when mixed with spooch, creates a quite intoxicating opiate.
C) Low riding hip huggers.
D) Disaronno, on the rocks, with a dash of male ejaculate... it's originale.
E) Taylor Hicks's dusky grey pubes.
F) Pay-per-view-pussy.
G) TV-MA.
H) A big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 9:00 AM
16 Comments:
I ordered a shot of Disaronno once.
They told me that the dash of male ejaculate was free of charge to certain customers.
I sort of wish I didn't qualify.
The poppy seeds get caught in my teeth.
How much is the PPVP? Just for the view?
I can give you some male ejaculate free of charge.
Disaronno, on the rocks. Coming up.
*ungh* *ungh* *ungh*
*ssspppuurrrtttt*
Here you go.
Hey! I cost 10 dollar! You pay now. You pay NOW!
goo
into your disaronno
WE LOVE YOU, LICKY DICKY SUE! DON'T CHANGE A THING!
I'm kind of glad it's a new week.
I was getting sick of having to "suck it."
Oh, you still have to suck it.
Yesireebob, you do.
Me ruv you long time! Onry 10 dorrar!
Uh...I don't know what "ruv" means.
Is it like a Hot Carl?
*tp* *tp*
Hey! Someone put a dash of male ejaculate in my Disaronno on the rocks!
*tp* *tp*
Hey! Someone put some Disaronno on the rocks in my male ejaculate!
It's the two great tastes that taste great together!
:)...
You peopre ar SICK!
Ruv=love, you irritelate plick.
I am disgusted by the sheer amount of fecal matter that this company produces that sticks to the toilet bowl.
What are you people eating? Glue? I mean, what sticky substance are you ingesting that makes it stick to the toilet bowl so gosh darn often? Have you no shame?
Hey, this goes for the ladies, too. I mean, my goodness! It's like you're TRYING to muck up the bowls with your pasty poop! Are you trying to make my life harder than it already is?
Eat some oat bran, or something. Just stop the insanity.
Thank you.
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