5/19/06

Welcome to "Suck It" Fridays

If it's Friday, you have to "suck it."

GWiMMRN:

A) Jack Ryan's strangled cry of, "How dare you, sir?!"
B) What Monica tore into two pieces
C) The "Da Vinci Choad," based on the bestselling thriller about a couple of people following the clues to where the Sacred Penis of O.L.A.S.J.H.C. can be found by examining Leonardo Da Vinci's famous sculpture, "The Last Dumper."
D) A Montecristo Platinum cigar
E) Pad Thai with plenty of bean sprouts and lime wedges
F) The guy in the Reesees Piecees shirt
G) Jack Ryan's big, strangled cock

17 Comments:

Blogger autogato said...

A John Deere lawn tractor?

11:40 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Unfortunately, that wasn't one of the choices.

I do try to make this easy, you know. It's not as if I simply ask a question that has an infinite number of possible answers. This is a MULTIPLE CHOICE query.

FOCUS. I know you can do it. Say it with me: I CAN. I CAN. I CAN. Scroll down to the bottom of this web page to read an inspirational- nay, vital message.

And, as always, thank you for your input. It's FOCUSED input that makes this important web site the only place to be for up-to-date information on my mouth and its contents.

FOCUS. I believe in you. FOCUS on MY MOUTH.

You CAN.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Howard said...

"I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EVERYONE sucked it today.

No one was spared the indignity.

Some even ENJOYED IT.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous The guy in the Reesees Piecees shirt said...

I don't know why you guys keep picking on me. My mom bought me this shirt.

12:04 PM  
Anonymous J. Deere said...

I make more than lawn tractors, you know.

Stop essentializing me and celebrate my diversity.

I am in love with the smell of cut grass.

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fart and dick jokes are MY national language.

*frrrpt*

cock

hee hee!

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*ghaaal* *ghaaal* I can't wait for Saturday *ghaaal *ghaaaaal*

12:37 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

There's no rest on Saturday, either.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous A blade of very long grass said...

Fuck you, John Deere! I'm essentializing you until the day I'm cut down!

You, you...FAGGOT!

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Dan Brown said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Evel Knievel said...

I... I think my dick is broken.

Ow.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does that have to do with anything?

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Evel Knievel said...

I... I just thought... well, that people outta know that my dick is broken. From the motorcycle jumps I did.

I landed right on my dick. And... and I think I broke it. I'm pretty sure it's broken.

Ow. Owow.

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody here cares about that.

We don't want to hear about your penis. It's disgusting.

You should be ASHAMED of yourself.

:)

4:41 PM  
Blogger autogato said...

I go for the Pad Thai, then, if lawn tractors are not an option.

1:28 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

That would be a good choice, but I've since moved on. It's time to GWiMMright NOW.

11:31 AM  

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