Don't Blame Nadia Comaneci for Your Failings
It's not her fault that you are woefully inadequate. She got perfect scores and you didn't. That makes her better than you.
But not better than me. GWiMMRN, and really FOCUS this time.
A) A big, honkin' bottle of GeroVital.
B) An orange shag carpet with invisible bloody pee stains all over it.
C) Wonder Woman's impossibly huge Amazonian minge.
D) Self respect without the self denial.
E) A gargle of mouthwash.
F) Sofia Choi, again. And again.
G) A big, faaaaaaaat you-know-whom.
But not better than me. GWiMMRN, and really FOCUS this time.
A) A big, honkin' bottle of GeroVital.
B) An orange shag carpet with invisible bloody pee stains all over it.
C) Wonder Woman's impossibly huge Amazonian minge.
D) Self respect without the self denial.
E) A gargle of mouthwash.
F) Sofia Choi, again. And again.
G) A big, faaaaaaaat you-know-whom.
posted by My Mouth at 2:04 PM
5 Comments:
WHat... what KIND of mouthwash?
Was it... um, LISTERINE?
I think I see some of those "invisible" bloody pee stains.
Grow up.
Um, you fit several strange things in your mouth.
No, I don't. Nothing here is "strange."
Grow up.
There's obviously a lot of GROWING UP to be done around here.
A LOT.
As my fellow smegmataster Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN would say, "ALEKFJGALEGJJGGGHP!"
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