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If it's Thursday, you have to "suck it."
GWiMMRN:
A) 70,000 Coors Light cans.
B) Yellow squash, which is on sale.
C) Cage free chickens.
D) Mărţişor, found between the breasts of this model.
E) Your horribly abused anus that is so horribly abused I can't bring myself to think of how horribly abused it is.
F) Kevin Spacey's sanctimony.
G) IT.
H) A big, fat IT.
UPDATE: The answer may now be I) The uncanny resemblance between a monkey that talks in sentences and Jimmy Durante:
GWiMMRN:
A) 70,000 Coors Light cans.
B) Yellow squash, which is on sale.
C) Cage free chickens.
D) Mărţişor, found between the breasts of this model.
E) Your horribly abused anus that is so horribly abused I can't bring myself to think of how horribly abused it is.
F) Kevin Spacey's sanctimony.
G) IT.
H) A big, fat IT.
UPDATE: The answer may now be I) The uncanny resemblance between a monkey that talks in sentences and Jimmy Durante:
posted by My Mouth at 8:38 AM
11 Comments:
You can essentialize me. It's ok. Everyone does.
*sigh*
What if...
What if I don't want to "suck it?"
*sigh*
You can wibble it, then.
And stop that sighing crap. It's enough already.
GROW UP!!!
What if I don't WANT to grow up?
*sigh*
Or grow up?
*sigh sigh*
I guess I'm always the "lady" here.
I have to admit MM, that your links, although the comments are always shrouded in baseness, always surprise me with intellectual and eclectic subject matter.
D was a pleasant surprise, more because I adore Morovian Dark Ones and this info was thrilling! C makes me glad I patronize Whole Foods but B looks gross. In the spirit of comments afore me, I'd choose B. They remind me of bruised and used pupae or larva or something disgusting and perverse.
I'm not a fan of yellow squash, can you tell?
IT's Play Doh. Playdoh is what's in your mouth right now.
I am OH-FFENDED by the IMPLICATION that my COMMENTS are, as it has been said, "SHROUDED IN BASENESS."
OH.
FFENDED.
As my bestest buddy Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN would say (in-between sucking up duck diarrhea through a straw made of otter colons), "GROW UP."
"For the love of God, Mărţişor!"
I never said that.
Never.
Oh yes you did. That's why I walled you up. You mispronounced my name.
FINALLY I've said something that 's gotten a response from you guys.
*giggle*
Gotcha!!!!!
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