Welcome to "Suck It" Thursdays

If it's Thursday, you have to "suck it."


A) 70,000 Coors Light cans.
B) Yellow squash, which is on sale.
C) Cage free chickens.
D) Mărţişor, found between the breasts of this model.
E) Your horribly abused anus that is so horribly abused I can't bring myself to think of how horribly abused it is.
F) Kevin Spacey's sanctimony.
G) IT.
H) A big, fat IT.

UPDATE: The answer may now be I) The uncanny resemblance between a monkey that talks in sentences and Jimmy Durante:


Anonymous IT said...

You can essentialize me. It's ok. Everyone does.


8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't bear to think about my anus, either.



9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if...

What if I don't want to "suck it?"


10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can wibble it, then.

And stop that sighing crap. It's enough already.


10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if I don't WANT to grow up?


Or grow up?

*sigh sigh*

12:44 PM  
Blogger Sir Lord Assmunch said...

Please tell Shakira of my imminent state of readiness for a full, anal penetration.

I am lubed.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

I guess I'm always the "lady" here.
I have to admit MM, that your links, although the comments are always shrouded in baseness, always surprise me with intellectual and eclectic subject matter.
D was a pleasant surprise, more because I adore Morovian Dark Ones and this info was thrilling! C makes me glad I patronize Whole Foods but B looks gross. In the spirit of comments afore me, I'd choose B. They remind me of bruised and used pupae or larva or something disgusting and perverse.
I'm not a fan of yellow squash, can you tell?

8:49 AM  
Blogger autogato said...

IT's Play Doh. Playdoh is what's in your mouth right now.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am OH-FFENDED by the IMPLICATION that my COMMENTS are, as it has been said, "SHROUDED IN BASENESS."



As my bestest buddy Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN would say (in-between sucking up duck diarrhea through a straw made of otter colons), "GROW UP."

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Guy in "The Cask of Amontillado" said...

"For the love of God, Mărţişor!"

11:57 AM  
Anonymous "Guy" in the Cask of Amontillado said...

I never said that.


12:05 PM  
Anonymous Montresor said...

Oh yes you did. That's why I walled you up. You mispronounced my name.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

FINALLY I've said something that 's gotten a response from you guys.


6:19 PM  

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