5/15/06

Welcome to "Suck It" Mondays

If it's Monday, you have to "suck it."

GWiMMRN:

A) Scary pig noises.
B) An unflappable hooter.
C) Hooters, very flappable.
D) LASERS.
E) A pink neopolitan wedding cake shat straight from the colon of Martha Stewart.
F) A large, ridiculous wedding.
G) A large, ridiculous, big, fat cock.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is "suck it" in quotes?

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN said...

"Those are 'scare quotes.'"

"They are desinged to 'scare' people."

"Grow up."

8:46 AM  
Blogger autogato said...

Ooh Ooh Ooh! Can I suck the large, ridiculous wedding? That sounds more fun than a laser.

Thanks for the comment on my blog, by the way, on the infidelity at jerk-off spas. To be honest, I wasn't sure how paying a woman to whack you off was much different from prostitution. Maybe there's some nuance to the law that I'm not getting - if you get a massage first then it's not illegal or something.

9:19 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Actually, it's a trick; the LASERS were at the large ridiculous wedding. Therefore, if you suck one, you suck them all.

So to speak.

I am always happy to comment on jerk-off spas. So long as they are germane to what's in my mouth right now.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think all masseuses should be trained monkey handlers.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been whacked off by a trained monkey handler.

Sometimes.

When I'm alone.

And it's not illegal if they make you cum.

12:16 PM  
Blogger autogato said...

Oh my. That's very interesting. Possibly the monkey handler could open a spa and employ the monkeys as masseuses.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Eugene said...

I'm handling my monkey right now.

3:42 PM  

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