Welcome to "Suck It" Mondays
If it's Monday, you have to "suck it."
GWiMMRN:
A) Scary pig noises.
B) An unflappable hooter.
C) Hooters, very flappable.
D) LASERS.
E) A pink neopolitan wedding cake shat straight from the colon of Martha Stewart.
F) A large, ridiculous wedding.
G) A large, ridiculous, big, fat cock.
GWiMMRN:
A) Scary pig noises.
B) An unflappable hooter.
C) Hooters, very flappable.
D) LASERS.
E) A pink neopolitan wedding cake shat straight from the colon of Martha Stewart.
F) A large, ridiculous wedding.
G) A large, ridiculous, big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:36 AM
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6 Comments:
Why is "suck it" in quotes?
Ooh Ooh Ooh! Can I suck the large, ridiculous wedding? That sounds more fun than a laser.
Thanks for the comment on my blog, by the way, on the infidelity at jerk-off spas. To be honest, I wasn't sure how paying a woman to whack you off was much different from prostitution. Maybe there's some nuance to the law that I'm not getting - if you get a massage first then it's not illegal or something.
Actually, it's a trick; the LASERS were at the large ridiculous wedding. Therefore, if you suck one, you suck them all.
So to speak.
I am always happy to comment on jerk-off spas. So long as they are germane to what's in my mouth right now.
I think all masseuses should be trained monkey handlers.
I've been whacked off by a trained monkey handler.
Sometimes.
When I'm alone.
And it's not illegal if they make you cum.
Oh my. That's very interesting. Possibly the monkey handler could open a spa and employ the monkeys as masseuses.
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