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If it's Tuesday, you have to "suck it."


A) The RAZR that was originally in Paris Hilton's pooper shooter.
B) A gorgeous black strapless dress with matching hand-bag and shoes.
C) The long, brown log I left in the handicap stall of the executive washroom.
D) The spider that made it's "nest" in the corner of the handicap stall, stretching from the toilet to the wall.
E) The itsy bitsy spider crawling up the water spout.
F) My local U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services office, down to the last carpet fibre.
G) A pot, to piss in.
H) The Great Wall of Mexico.
I) The Great Big Fat Cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you left that "log" in the toilet.

Notice how I put "log" in [begin scare quote] scare quotes [end scare quote].

7:45 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

No, I didn't.

I figured that the handicap stall is roomy enough so that future poopy-makers can successfully walk around it.


7:48 AM  
Anonymous Handicapped Guy Who Had to Take a Shit but Couldn't While You Were Misusing the Handicapped Stall said...

This makes me so mad I could just SHIT AN ENTIRE HIPPOPOTAMUS!

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that what you do when you're mad? You take a shit?



9:45 AM  
Anonymous Handicapped Guy Who Had to Take a Shit but Couldn't While You Were Misusing the Handicapped Stall said...

At least I don't shit on the FLOOR.

You know?


10:47 AM  
Blogger autogato said...

um. When you were in said handicapped stall, did you poo out the RAZR from Paris Hilton?

I thought the video showed her answering her telephone while engaging in sexual intercourse. Was the phone part of the 'course?

Hm. Dirty phone.

11:05 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I certainly did NOT "poo out" the RAZR. Paris Hilton "pooed it" and it may, OR MAY NOT BE, in my mouth right now.

And for your information, Paris, while riding a big ol' cock, was calling Mexico's President Vicente Fox for his opinions on immigration reform. Then, as always, Paris was ahead of the political cultural curve, setting events in motion that would leave even Larry "Bud" Melman sweating profusely.

I advise you to "grow up."

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Got any gum?

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Larry "Bud" Melman said...

I'm sweating profusely right now!

I'm spurtin' here!

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gum is NOT food. I don't care what some mindless bureaucrat says.

Is ANYTHING you chew on food? Are cocks food?

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you chew on cocks?

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you be in Mexico, or something?

4:12 PM  
Blogger autogato said...

Why do days "suck" so much?

11:40 AM  
Blogger autogato said...


1:29 PM  

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