Welcome to "Suck It" Sundays

If it's Sunday, you have to "suck it."


A) Those little cucumber eye patches.
B) Vagisil Anti-Itch Wipes, re-purposed as Ball Wipes, 'cause I figured if it works on women, it should work on men, too.
C) The collected brain matter from those retards on the Daily 10.
D) Chilly Willy's willy.
E) A sneek-peek at the 2006 summer movie season.
F) The exclamation, "You sneeky bastard!"
G) A big, fat cock-o-vin.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, oh GOD.

It's Helen Thom-


12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously: it's enough with the pictures of Helen Thomas. I can't...I can't take it any more.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous International Women said...

Stop MISUSING the anti-itch wipes!



12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I often find myself looking through other people's garbage, seeking a freshly-used Vagisil Anti-Itch Wipe for a light snack.

Is that wrong?

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Spelling Bee said...

It's spelled "sneaky."

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Sneeky Peet said...

It's spelled "sneeeeky."

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of sick maniac would hide a Helen Thomas picture in a "summer movie sneeek preview" link?

A REALLY sick maniac would do that.

Really, really sick.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still looking for a ruling on my Vagisil Anti-Itch Wipe snack thing.

Care to respond?

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think those Vagisil wipes are being misused. Rather, they are "re-purposed."

And they feel tingly.

And they taste good.

Especially the USED ones.

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Sneeky Peet said...

I'm feeeeeling sneeeeeeeeeky.

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Chilly Willy said...

My willy's actually pretty warm.

You'd be surprised.

Care to respond?

3:05 PM  
Blogger autogato said...

My vote goes for the cucumber eye patches. Maybe you could use those in place of the Vagisil wipes.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous A woman said...

I have.

The seeds get caught in my LABIA.

Thanks for the suggestion.


3:45 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

F O C U S, you chirping blood hounds. FOCUS.

9:10 AM  

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