Welcome to "Suck It" Sundays
If it's Sunday, you have to "suck it."
GWiMMRN:
A) Those little cucumber eye patches.
B) Vagisil Anti-Itch Wipes, re-purposed as Ball Wipes, 'cause I figured if it works on women, it should work on men, too.
C) The collected brain matter from those retards on the Daily 10.
D) Chilly Willy's willy.
E) A sneek-peek at the 2006 summer movie season.
F) The exclamation, "You sneeky bastard!"
G) A big, fat cock-o-vin.
GWiMMRN:
A) Those little cucumber eye patches.
B) Vagisil Anti-Itch Wipes, re-purposed as Ball Wipes, 'cause I figured if it works on women, it should work on men, too.
C) The collected brain matter from those retards on the Daily 10.
D) Chilly Willy's willy.
E) A sneek-peek at the 2006 summer movie season.
F) The exclamation, "You sneeky bastard!"
G) A big, fat cock-o-vin.
posted by My Mouth at 11:16 AM
14 Comments:
Oh, oh GOD.
It's Helen Thom-
*BLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Seriously: it's enough with the pictures of Helen Thomas. I can't...I can't take it any more.
Stop MISUSING the anti-itch wipes!
Just STOP IT!
:)...
I often find myself looking through other people's garbage, seeking a freshly-used Vagisil Anti-Itch Wipe for a light snack.
Is that wrong?
It's spelled "sneaky."
It's spelled "sneeeeky."
What kind of sick maniac would hide a Helen Thomas picture in a "summer movie sneeek preview" link?
A REALLY sick maniac would do that.
Really, really sick.
I'm still looking for a ruling on my Vagisil Anti-Itch Wipe snack thing.
Care to respond?
I don't think those Vagisil wipes are being misused. Rather, they are "re-purposed."
And they feel tingly.
And they taste good.
Especially the USED ones.
I'm feeeeeling sneeeeeeeeeky.
My willy's actually pretty warm.
You'd be surprised.
Care to respond?
My vote goes for the cucumber eye patches. Maybe you could use those in place of the Vagisil wipes.
I have.
The seeds get caught in my LABIA.
Thanks for the suggestion.
:)...
F O C U S, you chirping blood hounds. FOCUS.
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