5/12/06

Pink Slip Friday

Increase the peace, people. That's the motto for the 21st, 22nd, and 20th Centuries. Don't forgoet: The Anglo-Boer Wars are over, freedom has rung throughout Angelina Jolie's vagina.

Now, the time for Truth and Reconsillyiation is here. Guess. What's. In. My. Mouth.

RIGHTNOW!

A) That Brad Pitt still can't get over it that he can see Angelina Jolie naked any time he wants.
B) That, towards the end, Jennifer Aniston wasn't all that excited about seeing Brad Pitt naked anytime she wanted.
C) That it's better to fire folks on a Friday, so they have time to drink themselves into a coma over the weekend instead of coming into work the next day with a weapon of some kind.
D) A pink slip.
E) The firing of Dr. Zachary Smith from WWSwAtT, because he uttered one of the most DISGUSTING phrases I have ever heard: "OOooooOO! How I slithered on up his steamy steel hole and placed my pinky peepee in it! OOOOOOOoooooooo! oooooooOOOOOO!" You're FIRED, you disgusting fuck.
F) A big, fat, worm ridden, pustulating, boil-infested, rotten, been-up-a-skunk's-ass-while-the-skunk-was-farting cock.

4 Comments:

Blogger SeƱor Chip Butty said...

Hola! Como estas, bbbbrrroooo?

Gracias por keeping up this muy disgusting site! Chinga tu madre, mi amigo!

Gracias!

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you be in Mexico, or something?

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Skunk said...

*fffrrrrppppttt*

Get out of my asshole!

*peeerrrrhumptptptpt*

*pt*

7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm...I'm...appalled.

9:00 AM  

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