Welcome to "Suck It" Wednesdays

If it's Wednesday, you have to "suck it."


A) All my hard work finally paying off.
B) Eva Longoria's nipples of indeterminant ethnicity.
C) Dirt, retrieved from under the carpet.
D) Dog poop, retrieved from under the shar-pei.
E) A questionable obsession with Steel Magnolias.
F) The truth behind my obsession with Steel Magnolias.
G) A lean, mean cock.

UPDATE: The answer may now be H) A freshly wibbled knob.


Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN said...

"I'm getting pretty tired of wasting my extremely valuable time responding to the rampant misuse of my rhetorical trick of using quotation marks."

"If I had any time at all, I would respond to this crime."

"But I don't."

"For the record, I'm not friends with any of the sick individuals who have claimed to be my 'buddy,' 'best friend,' or 'fellow anustaster'."

"The only false statement I have time to respond to, and it's just a little bit of time, is the false statement that I have tasted an anus."

"I have not."

"If I had more time, I would tell you to GROW UP."

"But, as I've said previously, I don't."

"So instead, I will say something else."


"All right, then."

"I guess I'm done."

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My pee-pee requires the use of a small dollop of properly warmed lanolin, the valley between Dolly Parton's magnificent hooters, and about five to seven minutes.

If you had any humanity at all, you would procure these things for my pee-pee.

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your hard work deserves some sort of reward.

I have this reward right here for you, as a matter of fact.

It's this:

Grow up.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, myself, would only need 30 seconds after the warmed lanolin was applied to finish my objective between Dolly Parton's magnificent hooters.

10:36 AM  
Blogger El Capitan said...


10:43 AM  
Anonymous Woman with Really Bad Tit-Job said...


11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Eva Longoria's nipples are Latina in ethnicity.

Not that I'm ESSENTIALIZING them, no no. I wouldn't do THAT.

4:00 PM  
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12:40 AM  
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6:25 AM  

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