Ba Da Bum Ba Ba...I'm Still Lovin' It!
And so will you when you guess what's in my mouth right now!
A) Louise Ogborn's common sense
B) Louise Ogborn's low-friction roller lips, stained with a mixture of white greasepaint and cold semen from having sucked off Ronald McDonald at the behest of a voice on the telephone
C) A few short, red, curly hairs clinging to two all-beef patties
D) A corn dog, except that the "corn" was picked out of a pile of steaming fecal matter excreted next to a toxic waste dump, the hot dog is really a severed Doberman penis, and the stick it's served on is really Abner Louima's splintery cocoa plunger, so it's not really a corn dog at all, but something horribly disgusting
E) My carrrrrr, which smells like frrrruit
F) Ronald McDonald's big, fat, pasty-white cock
A) Louise Ogborn's common sense
B) Louise Ogborn's low-friction roller lips, stained with a mixture of white greasepaint and cold semen from having sucked off Ronald McDonald at the behest of a voice on the telephone
C) A few short, red, curly hairs clinging to two all-beef patties
D) A corn dog, except that the "corn" was picked out of a pile of steaming fecal matter excreted next to a toxic waste dump, the hot dog is really a severed Doberman penis, and the stick it's served on is really Abner Louima's splintery cocoa plunger, so it's not really a corn dog at all, but something horribly disgusting
E) My carrrrrr, which smells like frrrruit
F) Ronald McDonald's big, fat, pasty-white cock
posted by My Mouth at 11:24 AM
7 Comments:
Please let it be F
Please let it not be D
That's not funny. I was just following orders.
*ghaaal*
gawd bless yous americans, I love they way you respect authority.....I'm off to buy me some phone cards.....see if it works on cynical hapless English folk.
You'll have Tony Blair stripping to his under-garments in no time.
Who's going to do the cavity search? I'm spread and ready!
Go ask the guy who wrote that Lincoln was gay to click on the picture, you sick dog you.
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