11/14/05

You Deserve a Break Today IN MY MOUTH

I'm LOVIN' IT! Yessiree! You deserve a big sloppy mac with extra cheese right in the kisser! Now that you've been working hard, maybe working that extra shift at McDonald's, waiting for the telephone to ring, the caller is on the line, and...

He's asking you to guess what's in his mouth right now.
YOU MUST HONOR HIS REQUEST.

DO. IT. NOW.

A) Jumping Jacks.
B) A semen soaked apron.
C) Former assistant manager Donna Summers' formerly latent S&M fetish.
D) Nix's wildest fucking fantasies and he can't believe how lucky he got.
E) The Voice.
F) The Voice's virtual big, fat cock.

STRIP SEARCH. NOW. DROP THOSE DRAWERS.

DON'T WORRY.

THE POLICE WILL ARRIVE SOON.

2 Comments:

Anonymous The Voice of Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

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Huh-hhhh-uhhh-huhhh-helllo?

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Muh-muh-muham-uh of forget it said...

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10:22 AM  

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