It's the Start of the Week...
Which means, of course, I've got a whole week to stuff whatever I can get my hands on into my mouth! A whole week! So, what's in there right now on this splendiferous day?
A) Pre-War intelligence
B) Turkey sashimi on a bed of limberger risotto
C) A hairy, shingle-ridden armpit (caution-- extremely adorable picture)
D) The red, freshly-spanked ass belonging to the stupidest McDonald's employee ever squeezed out of a twat
E) A tweeting pillow, riddled with teeth marks and crusty with week-old Danish jungle juice
F) Walter Nix's big, fat cock
A) Pre-War intelligence
B) Turkey sashimi on a bed of limberger risotto
C) A hairy, shingle-ridden armpit (caution-- extremely adorable picture)
D) The red, freshly-spanked ass belonging to the stupidest McDonald's employee ever squeezed out of a twat
E) A tweeting pillow, riddled with teeth marks and crusty with week-old Danish jungle juice
F) Walter Nix's big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 5:29 AM
5 Comments:
I can't believe that story. It's amazing.
Just amazing.
What the hell is wrong with her? If this wasn't on camera, I'd be sure it was made up.
I still can't believe it.
Wow.
Yeah, the tweeting pillow is pretty amazing.
tweet tweet tweet!
ungh ungh ungh!
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