10/30/06

The Current Culture of Curruption

We live in a Culture of Curruption.

To escape, GWiMMRN:

A) Nancy Pelosi, that luscious eye-talian grandmother.
B) Curruption.
C) A strong desire for vending machine coffee.
D) A heaping second helping of shit-tastic apple cream pie a la mode.
E) Eeyore, that fucking stuffed donkey.
F) Beefcake a la mode.
G) Tara Reid a la mode.
H) A big fat $#@!.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's pretty offensive that you're making fun of a beloved character from children's literature on this site.

By the way, I'm STILL staring at your rectum.

s.t.a.r.i.n.g.

(O) (O)

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhh...oh, Nancy.

Oh, Ms. Pelosi, you...

Oh, Goddd...

*ssssssspurrrrrtttt!!!*

OW!!!

Man, that hurt. I got pus and blood come out of my cock there, and not even a drop of semen!

I got a problem here, I think.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole Tara Reid thing always makes me pop a woody.

Then I have to show it to everyone. You know, that I have an erection. It's only polite.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Norms of politeness obviously vary.

Why, in MY culture, it is IMPOLITE to show wood.

It IS polite to stare at your rectum.

I. a.m. s.t.a.r.i.n.g. a.t. y.o.u.r. r.e.c.t.u.m.

(0) (0)

12:18 PM  
Anonymous David Hasselhoff, Loyal Friend of GWiMMRN said...

I want all my friends here at GWiMMRN to know that despite the lurid accounts of me being absolutely dispicable to my wife, my children, my friends, and many people that I was too drunk to even acquaint myself with on anything near a human level, I am a Loyal Friend and all of these allegations are just that; unvarnished allegations dressing in skimpy outfits and fuck-me pumps, purporting to be the "truth."

I will say that I have shit myself while writing this post, but I say this because for the sick fucks who read this website, this will excite, titillate, and otherwise rub them the right way.

I am a shitter, a fornicator, a pisser, and a drunk.

But the allegations made in that leaked divorce case are simply untrue.

Thank you, for I am indeed grateful that GWiMMRN will provide a well-read, well-regarded forum for *prfrrrpt* my truthful pleas.

1:58 PM  

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