11/1/06

GWiMMRN, Post-Halloween Discount Blood Bath Edition

Nothing but guts, gore, and glory here at Casa de Mouth. Guess what post-halloween treat is tricking in My Mouth right now:

A) Type AB blood with plenty of clumps.
B) The guy in the stall of the workplace "rest"room who was obviously typing on some-sort of laptop computer.
C) *iehh!* *taptaptap tap* *iiieeeehhh!!* *taptap tap* *beep!* *tap* *iieeehhh* *taptap*
D) A new post on this blog.
E) Gore.
F) A dog with multiple big fat teats.
G) Luscious before and after photos.
H) A biiiiig faaaaaat cooooock.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's IT.

Nobody told me that that photo was going to be of a dog with big, fat teats. You should've WARNED us first. That's DISGUSTING!

You've...you've lost a reader.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the HELL is "*iiieeeehhh!!*" supposed to be?

You've lost a reader.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous A. Ghost said...

~~Ooooooohhhooooooo~~

~Iiiii aaaam aaa ghooooost...~~

~~Booooooooooo~~

~~Yooooouuu've looooooost aaa reeeeeaaaaderrrrr~~~

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Guy Beating off at His Computer said...

*squirp squirp*

These before and after photos are making me BEAT MY MEAT!

*squirp*

*squirp*

*squirp*

*squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp*

*squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp* *squirp*

*squirp*

*squirp*

*ungh ungh ungh*

*SSSSPPPPPURRRRTTTTTTUNGHHH!!!*

Aaaahh...

Aaahh..

Aahhhhhhhhhhhh.

*squirp*

*squirp*

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Yeah.

Uh, you've lost a reader.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous A. Serologist said...

AB blood doesn't clump very often. No more often than A, B, or O-type blood.

I think everyone should just GROW UP.

I used to read this website pretty often, but I'm offended now. This is all very immature.

You've lost a reader.

I'm sorry.

Shitgobblers.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous A. Reader said...

You've lost me.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous 6 New Readers said...

We heard about your absolutely groovey website and now we're six new loyal readers.

I guess everything's even-steven now, isn't it?

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Guy Sitting with His Laptop in the Bathroom Stall at Work said...

*iiieeehhh* refers to the sound I make when I'm taking a shit.

Thank you.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not sure that you'd want a reader like the guy who was masturbating like that.

You're better off without him.

By the way, I'm not reading this website any more, either. So, you've lost a reader and are now at -1.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Docturd iNfinitY said...

HO HO!

I aM dOcTurd InFiniTy! FoR everY ReaDEr GwImMrN loses, I AUTOmaticaLly cOmpEnsATE!

FEEL MY INFINITE TESTICLES WRAP YOU IN THEIR PUFFY GRIP! FEEL THE WARMTH OF MY COARSE PUBIC HAIRS!

ho ho!

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pretty creeped out by the puffy testicles of Docturd Infinity.

To say nothing of his coarse pubic hairs! Ew!

You've lost a reader.

And I'm taking Docturd Infinity with me.

6:06 PM  
Blogger P1P said...

Cool, but what the fucks wrong with that bloody dog?

8:37 AM  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

maybe it was fake AB type blood ...like they use in movies...only they add dish liquid to that for consistancy so I wouldn't recomend putting in your mouth .... still doesn't explain the lumps?
maybe it was cherry jello that had sat out too long and seperated.
....hey maybe it was just some bad blood.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Wow, you're still as relevent as always.
Glad to see.
B is funny.
Miss visiting. Not blogging like I used to. Might be something to do with going back into the workforce.
What was I thinking?

Happy belated Halloween!
You're the perfect trick AND treat.

6:37 PM  

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