10/24/06

GWiMMRN: We're Back to the Fucking Basics

I'm in a better mood.

So we're back to basics: guess what's in my mouth right now.

Shitheads. Er, people.

A) A minty turkey on a BMW hood
B) Snot-blowin's
C) A good old fisting, sans lubrication
D) Rough sex with a dead chimpanzee
E) Pine nuts
F) Walnuts
G) Chin nuts
H) My undying hatred
I) A big, fat cock

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could you have "undying hatred" and be in a better mood?

Of what, exactly, do you have an undying hatred of? Lubricant? Dead chimpanzees that demand that you use a condom before cornholing them?

Hmmmm?

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Dead Chimpanzee said...

STOP IT STOP IT OOOF! STOP IT STOP IT UH! STOP IT OH LORD THIS HURTS STOP IT IHN!

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer the scent of pine tree testicles.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How the HELL can a dead chimp say ANYTHING?

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Dead Chimpanzee said...

I don't KNOW!

And get your dick out of my dead primate asshole!

5:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't want the basics. I'm an advanced player.

Hence, I want Advanced GWiMMRN.

I do believe I've earned it.

7:53 AM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN.

3:44 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS IS ONE FOR THE AGES.

3:44 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS HAS SINGLE HANDEDLY REAUTHORIZED THE PATRIOT ACT.

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the cock. I like it when you suck my cock. Sweet!

3:38 PM  

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