GWiMMRN: We're Back to the Fucking Basics
I'm in a better mood.
So we're back to basics: guess what's in my mouth right now.
Shitheads. Er, people.
A) A minty turkey on a BMW hood
B) Snot-blowin's
C) A good old fisting, sans lubrication
D) Rough sex with a dead chimpanzee
E) Pine nuts
F) Walnuts
G) Chin nuts
H) My undying hatred
I) A big, fat cock
So we're back to basics: guess what's in my mouth right now.
A) A minty turkey on a BMW hood
B) Snot-blowin's
C) A good old fisting, sans lubrication
D) Rough sex with a dead chimpanzee
E) Pine nuts
F) Walnuts
G) Chin nuts
H) My undying hatred
I) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 11:16 AM
5 Comments:
How could you have "undying hatred" and be in a better mood?
Of what, exactly, do you have an undying hatred of? Lubricant? Dead chimpanzees that demand that you use a condom before cornholing them?
Hmmmm?
STOP IT STOP IT OOOF! STOP IT STOP IT UH! STOP IT OH LORD THIS HURTS STOP IT IHN!
I prefer the scent of pine tree testicles.
I don't want the basics. I'm an advanced player.
Hence, I want Advanced GWiMMRN.
I do believe I've earned it.
MY PENIS IS ONE FOR THE AGES.
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