GWiMMRN, Daylight Savings Time Edition

Spring forward into FOCUS. Don't fall back into your old, non-FOCUSing ways.



A) A sliced off cow's udder repurposed as a condom for a midget
B) Regis Philbin *ssssspurrrrrtttt!*
C) All of the space-time continuum
D) John "Loafpinchy" Wayne's red, abused poop-scheute
E) :)
F) Hot snow
G) Seventy-seven hot, fresh, apple pies, but not for the fat kid's younger brother
H) Candy corn
I) A big, fat cock-a-leekie


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That candy corn sure looks good.

It looks like what my uncle used to feed me while punishing the inside of my anus.

11:02 AM  
Anonymous An Unreasonably Upset Regis Philbin said...

Oh! I suppose this is just a BIG GAME of "Can You Top This?"

Huh? Isn't it?

Well SCREW YOU. I'm not playing your game

11:03 AM  
Anonymous K. L. Gifford said...

In my mind I am roughly treating Kelly Ripa to a scissor strap on session.



*urk! ungh!*

*eeee!* *eeeeee!*

11:05 AM  
Anonymous John "loafpinchy" Wayne said...

You must not speak spanish. Cuz when I said that the next person who smiles around here will get a boot up the poop schute, comprende? I meant it.

Comprende means "understand." As in, "comprehend." It doesn't mean, "I was just kidding, you can smile all you want."

Now get in line cuz I'm not even gonna bother greasing my boot before punishing the inside of your anus with it.

I say, "get in line," because there's a lot of folks here who are gonna get the ol' "boot/poop schute" treatment around here.

Just ask Kelly Ripa. She knows what I'm talking about.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Kelly Ripa said...

I do. I really, really do.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, those udders can be pretty big.

Just so's you know.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F) bothers me a lot.

I don't know why.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I'm in your mouth? Me and the whole space-time continuum?

That's DEEP.


Deeper than Deepak Chopeity-chope-chope-Chopra.

And Deepak's way deep.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Deepak "Six-pack and a half" Chopra said...

I'm da bomb.

I'm so deep, when I'm standing in Washington D.C., my testicles are dragging on a chinaman's chin.

That's DEEP brother.


12:26 PM  

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