TGIF! Lick My Nuts!
Droopy perserverence won't cut it in this town, bub.
GWiMMRN, or Guess What's in MY Mouth Right Now:
A) Nuts.
B) A healthy attitude.
C) A shit filled canoe floating down shit's creek in the middle of a shit storm while shitting in my pants.
D) PUNISHMENT.
E) A toe ring.
F) A camel toe ring.
G) A shoe impression.
H) A big fat cock impression.
UPDATE: The answer could now be I) The mystery of why these three fine young Wisconsin gentlemen wanted to buy condoms before screwing a week-old dead corpse.
GWiMMRN, or Guess What's in MY Mouth Right Now:
A) Nuts.
B) A healthy attitude.
C) A shit filled canoe floating down shit's creek in the middle of a shit storm while shitting in my pants.
D) PUNISHMENT.
E) A toe ring.
F) A camel toe ring.
G) A shoe impression.
H) A big fat cock impression.
UPDATE: The answer could now be I) The mystery of why these three fine young Wisconsin gentlemen wanted to buy condoms before screwing a week-old dead corpse.
posted by My Mouth at 7:17 AM
9 Comments:
I'm a little concerned.
At least with droopy perseverance, I'm persevering. You know? I'm trying.
You want ENTHUSIASM?
Is that what you want?
It's...it's...
*BBBBLORRRRRRRRRRRP*
*SSSSSSPPPPEEEEEWWWWWW*
helenthoma-
*MMMMBBBLLAAAAUGGHHHHHHH*
That...that's real punishment right there.
Thanks.
Thanks very much.
Thanks for all your HELP, like it was an IMPOSITION for you to give me a little hint on my recent shit-quiz.
Thank you SO much.
Don't you know that every time you mention feces on this website that it's like a stab to my heart? It hurts. It HURTS.
Nice people, you are.
Really nice.
That may be the meanest thing dogs have ever said to each other on the internet.
Care to respond?
I would like to take this moment to say that there is a movie coming out that defames me in a very unpolite way.
The film, of course, is "The Shaggy D.A."
In it, I am portrayed as some bumbling fool. Though I have not seen the movie, it was described to me by one of my many shaggy assistant D.A.s. In one scene, I am shown asking for help on how to take a shit, as if I "forgot" how to do so.
Everyone knows that you don't need to teach a dog how to take a shit.
Get your FACTS STRAIGHT, Disney!
Thank you,
The Shaggy D.A.
It is, I must admit, comforting to see that there are other dogs out there, living lives of quiet desperation, who do not yet know how to take a shit and require defecation lessons in some form or other.
This is, as my friend Franky "Hee, hee, hee!" Buttafuoco would say, a legitimate problem, here.
I have been advised that I may be left back a grade in the Fecal Academy because I still do not know how to take a shit despite their patient instruction.
I ask that you find it in your heart to pity me, or at least forbear from ridicule.
Sincerely,
The Dog Who Does Not Know How to Take a Shit and Therefore Puts the Lie to the Old Expression
Click specifically on My Pipe to dowload My Jizz.
Yes if the truth be known, in some moments I can bruit about that I jibe consent to with you, but you may be in the light of other options.
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