9/8/06

TGIF! Lick My Nuts!

Droopy perserverence won't cut it in this town, bub.

GWiMMRN, or Guess What's in MY Mouth Right Now:

A) Nuts.
B) A healthy attitude.
C) A shit filled canoe floating down shit's creek in the middle of a shit storm while shitting in my pants.
D) PUNISHMENT.
E) A toe ring.
F) A camel toe ring.
G) A shoe impression.
H) A big fat cock impression.

UPDATE: The answer could now be I) The mystery of why these three fine young Wisconsin gentlemen wanted to buy condoms before screwing a week-old dead corpse.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a little concerned.

At least with droopy perseverance, I'm persevering. You know? I'm trying.

You want ENTHUSIASM?

Is that what you want?

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's...it's...

*BBBBLORRRRRRRRRRRP*

*SSSSSSPPPPEEEEEWWWWWW*

helenthoma-

*MMMMBBBLLAAAAUGGHHHHHHH*

That...that's real punishment right there.

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks.

Thanks very much.

Thanks for all your HELP, like it was an IMPOSITION for you to give me a little hint on my recent shit-quiz.

Thank you SO much.

Don't you know that every time you mention feces on this website that it's like a stab to my heart? It hurts. It HURTS.

Nice people, you are.

Really nice.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That may be the meanest thing dogs have ever said to each other on the internet.

Care to respond?

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to take this moment to say that there is a movie coming out that defames me in a very unpolite way.

The film, of course, is "The Shaggy D.A."

In it, I am portrayed as some bumbling fool. Though I have not seen the movie, it was described to me by one of my many shaggy assistant D.A.s. In one scene, I am shown asking for help on how to take a shit, as if I "forgot" how to do so.

Everyone knows that you don't need to teach a dog how to take a shit.

Get your FACTS STRAIGHT, Disney!

Thank you,

The Shaggy D.A.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is, I must admit, comforting to see that there are other dogs out there, living lives of quiet desperation, who do not yet know how to take a shit and require defecation lessons in some form or other.

This is, as my friend Franky "Hee, hee, hee!" Buttafuoco would say, a legitimate problem, here.

I have been advised that I may be left back a grade in the Fecal Academy because I still do not know how to take a shit despite their patient instruction.

I ask that you find it in your heart to pity me, or at least forbear from ridicule.

Sincerely,

The Dog Who Does Not Know How to Take a Shit and Therefore Puts the Lie to the Old Expression

10:45 AM  
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