9/8/06

TGIF! Lick My Nuts!

Droopy perserverence won't cut it in this town, bub.

GWiMMRN, or Guess What's in MY Mouth Right Now:

A) Nuts.
B) A healthy attitude.
C) A shit filled canoe floating down shit's creek in the middle of a shit storm while shitting in my pants.
D) PUNISHMENT.
E) A toe ring.
F) A camel toe ring.
G) A shoe impression.
H) A big fat cock impression.

UPDATE: The answer could now be I) The mystery of why these three fine young Wisconsin gentlemen wanted to buy condoms before screwing a week-old dead corpse.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a little concerned.

At least with droopy perseverance, I'm persevering. You know? I'm trying.

You want ENTHUSIASM?

Is that what you want?

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's...it's...

*BBBBLORRRRRRRRRRRP*

*SSSSSSPPPPEEEEEWWWWWW*

helenthoma-

*MMMMBBBLLAAAAUGGHHHHHHH*

That...that's real punishment right there.

8:36 AM  
Anonymous The Dog Who Still Has Trouble Taking a Shit Because He Forgets How on Occasion said...

Thanks.

Thanks very much.

Thanks for all your HELP, like it was an IMPOSITION for you to give me a little hint on my recent shit-quiz.

Thank you SO much.

Don't you know that every time you mention feces on this website that it's like a stab to my heart? It hurts. It HURTS.

Nice people, you are.

Really nice.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous The Dogs Who DO Know How to Take a Shit said...

feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces feces dog shit

hee hee hee hee hee!

IDIOT.

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That may be the meanest thing dogs have ever said to each other on the internet.

Care to respond?

9:04 AM  
Anonymous The Shaggy D.A. said...

I would like to take this moment to say that there is a movie coming out that defames me in a very unpolite way.

The film, of course, is "The Shaggy D.A."

In it, I am portrayed as some bumbling fool. Though I have not seen the movie, it was described to me by one of my many shaggy assistant D.A.s. In one scene, I am shown asking for help on how to take a shit, as if I "forgot" how to do so.

Everyone knows that you don't need to teach a dog how to take a shit.

Get your FACTS STRAIGHT, Disney!

Thank you,

The Shaggy D.A.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous The Dog Who Still Doesn't Know How to Take a Shit said...

It is, I must admit, comforting to see that there are other dogs out there, living lives of quiet desperation, who do not yet know how to take a shit and require defecation lessons in some form or other.

This is, as my friend Franky "Hee, hee, hee!" Buttafuoco would say, a legitimate problem, here.

I have been advised that I may be left back a grade in the Fecal Academy because I still do not know how to take a shit despite their patient instruction.

I ask that you find it in your heart to pity me, or at least forbear from ridicule.

Sincerely,

The Dog Who Does Not Know How to Take a Shit and Therefore Puts the Lie to the Old Expression

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Woman Who Is Not Dead But Appears to Be Because She Is in a Coma said...

Don't let them fuck me...

I'm not dead!

11:42 AM  
Anonymous The Shaggy D.A. said...

There's not way I want to be associated with woof woof that dumb dog who doesn't know how to take a shit.

No way, jose.

I KNOW how to take a shit and I didn't need some stupid class, woof woof let alone a whole ACADEMY, to teach me how to do it. Only a complete MORON of a dog woof woof would need a class, let alone a whole academy, dedicated to other imbeciles who don't have the sense our Creator woof woof gave them.

Really. A "Fecal Academy." How idiotic. Do they teach you how to wipe your ass on the grass by scooting around, too? Do they teach you how to eat cat shit?

My goodness.

Anyway, I don't want Disney or anybody else to insinuate that I don't know how to take a shit.

11:43 AM  
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