Conspiracy Theory Bump Day Edition of GWiMMRN
There's a lot you don't know, bub.
GWiMMRN:
A) Loo chat.
B) Conspiracy Theory, with everyone's favorite anti-semite.
C) 77 hot Bavarian Cream Pies.
D) Paranoia the Destroya.
E) The fact that My Mouth is your only option left, which isn't really a conspiracy so much as a truism.
F) A really and truly disgusting MySpace profile which will be sure to prompt the Feds to close the Internet down for good.
G) My big, fat Greek wedding cock.
GWiMMRN:
A) Loo chat.
B) Conspiracy Theory, with everyone's favorite anti-semite.
C) 77 hot Bavarian Cream Pies.
D) Paranoia the Destroya.
E) The fact that My Mouth is your only option left, which isn't really a conspiracy so much as a truism.
F) A really and truly disgusting MySpace profile which will be sure to prompt the Feds to close the Internet down for good.
G) My big, fat Greek wedding cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:55 AM
7 Comments:
I'm pretty damn sick of being called "bub" by you, fella.
I didn't know that Julia Roberts was an anti-semite.
Jewish people! Huh!
I don't know what's so disgusting about that MySpace profile.
The real crime is that the website that originally hosted the large version of the photo of the turtle genitals took the photo down.
Bastards.
It's enough already.
E-NOUGH.
I've been waiting patiently for my seventy-seven hot apple pies for a very long time now, and I'm so hungry that I've resorted to eating my own feces for sustenance.
My older, heftier brother gnawed off the leg of a single mother and dunked it into the fryolator out of starvation. I won't tell you what he did to their children, but it's unspeakable (mostly because he didn't share with me).
I want those hot apple pies, and I'm not waiting a moment longer. I'll squirt my older brother's warm, loose stool ALL OVER THIS FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT if I have to.
I would eat that cake.
If I was invited to the party, that is.
*sigh*
I. AM. NOT. BEING. PAID. ENOUGH. TO. DO. THIS. JOB.
I see you are still telling your little in-jokes.
Probably at my expense.
*sigh*
Do you happen to have any more pictures of that pirpel tirtel penis?
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