9/1/06

Raggin' Fridays

Yes ma'am! Welcome to Raggin' Fridays!

GWiMMRN:

A) TAMPONS.
B) Aunt Flo, who came for a visit.
C) A do-rag.
D) A tea-bag.
E) That stuff you can take to make the cramps not so hurty and stuff.
F) A blood covered, big, fat cock.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My confidence in the sanitary napkin industry is at an all time low.

As well as my confidence in the notion that you're not some kind of sick, twisted maniac. I am NOT going to look at the used tampon photos. NFW.

NO.

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Woman with Real Bad Pussy-Ache said...

I usually use a fifth of Jack Daniels, washed down with an aborted fetus, to make MY cramps not so, as you put it, "hurty and stuff."

I also demand oral sex from homeless men. That seems to help a little.

Care to respond?

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Semi-Homeless Guy said...

She made me do it.

The experience was so horrible that I almost dropped my bottle of uri-er, apple juice.

It was APPLE JUICE, not urine. I wouldn't carry around a bottle of my own urine. I WOULD carry around a bottle of APPLE JUICE, however, and that was what I almost dropped.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't LIKE Raggin' Fridays.

I prefer Cleveland Steamer Sundays.

)*(...:)

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Large Marge said...

You'll look at those used tampon photos as like it.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Raggedy Ann said...

Oh! It's like Hurricane Flo came down and washed my crotch with red paint! The levee broke!

I stain the furniture with dabs and blotches of the menstrual fluids!

And the CRAMPS. Oh Lord, the cramps are unforgivable.

I think I'll use Raggedy Andy to stop the bleeding what flows from my cunt.

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the horribly tiny penis picture to the bronzed baby shit, I thought that this website had pretty much pushed the envelope as far as it would go insofar as the SICK FUCK quotient was concerned.

I am now appalled to find out that there is always a new line to cross, and that you have not only gone past it, you have sprinted across the line in a long-distance dash a cross-country runner would envy.

Care to respond, dickweasel?

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Dickweasel said...

Yeah, care to respond, fuckface?

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Fuckface said...

Yeah, care to respond?

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Frank Sinatra said...

When I was twenty-one...it was a very good year...

It was a very good year...for blood-soaked twats in the sun...when I was twenty-one...

10:46 AM  
Anonymous National Organization for Women said...

We hereby protest the insensitive and anti-woman comments made by mssrs. Anonymous, Dickweasel, and Fuckface.

We applaud GWiMMRN for taking a stand and naming a whole day out of the week after an affliction that affects women all over the world.

This affliction, of course, is called "MENSTRUATION." We appreciate the adoption of an acceptable slang, "Raggin'."

However, if mssrs Anonymous, Dickweasel, and Fuckface continue to refer to our Joy of Womanhood as "A snatch box decorated with red roses," the "Crimson tide," "Dotty Spotty," "Leaky basement," or "Little Red Riding Hood is making her way through the woods," we would take great offense.

If you excuse me, I have to go riding the cotton toboggan because there's too much sauce on the fish taco.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Mssrs Anonymous, Dickweasel, and Fuckface" sounds like a legal firm.

Like "Schorr, Levin, and Weiss."

:)

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Schorr, Levin, and Weiss, Atturdneys at Law said...

You'd be surprised at the number of people who read and are offended by your website.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My confidence in the law professions is at an all-time low.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beach picture

1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heart rate picture

2:07 AM  

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