Raggin' Fridays
posted by My Mouth at 7:49 AM
9/1/06
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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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12 Comments:
My confidence in the sanitary napkin industry is at an all time low.
As well as my confidence in the notion that you're not some kind of sick, twisted maniac. I am NOT going to look at the used tampon photos. NFW.
NO.
I usually use a fifth of Jack Daniels, washed down with an aborted fetus, to make MY cramps not so, as you put it, "hurty and stuff."
I also demand oral sex from homeless men. That seems to help a little.
Care to respond?
She made me do it.
The experience was so horrible that I almost dropped my bottle of uri-er, apple juice.
It was APPLE JUICE, not urine. I wouldn't carry around a bottle of my own urine. I WOULD carry around a bottle of APPLE JUICE, however, and that was what I almost dropped.
I don't LIKE Raggin' Fridays.
I prefer Cleveland Steamer Sundays.
)*(...:)
You'll look at those used tampon photos as like it.
Yeah, care to respond?
When I was twenty-one...it was a very good year...
It was a very good year...for blood-soaked twats in the sun...when I was twenty-one...
We hereby protest the insensitive and anti-woman comments made by mssrs. Anonymous, Dickweasel, and Fuckface.
We applaud GWiMMRN for taking a stand and naming a whole day out of the week after an affliction that affects women all over the world.
This affliction, of course, is called "MENSTRUATION." We appreciate the adoption of an acceptable slang, "Raggin'."
However, if mssrs Anonymous, Dickweasel, and Fuckface continue to refer to our Joy of Womanhood as "A snatch box decorated with red roses," the "Crimson tide," "Dotty Spotty," "Leaky basement," or "Little Red Riding Hood is making her way through the woods," we would take great offense.
If you excuse me, I have to go riding the cotton toboggan because there's too much sauce on the fish taco.
"Mssrs Anonymous, Dickweasel, and Fuckface" sounds like a legal firm.
Like "Schorr, Levin, and Weiss."
:)
You'd be surprised at the number of people who read and are offended by your website.
My confidence in the law professions is at an all-time low.
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